Has anybody else lost complete faith in doctors?

[D_Bone_Steak]

I've watched one doctor take down my symptoms and literally go on WebMD to diagnose the issue. I could've done that. I've also found it easy to lead them in directions that will give me the drugs I want. They're just not that smart. I've also seen them make huge mistakes that could've caused problems if I didn't research their genius first. I'm just checking in to make sure I'm not alone... I can't be the only one that sees that a lot of these doctors are actually about average at best.

[genericname85]

Honestly i mostly just go to a doctor and straight up tell them what i have and what medicine/treatment i want. I rarely experience them actually finding anything different than what I said. They just sometimes disagree with the medication. Most of them are hacks to be honest. Finding good ones that know their shit is difficult.

[D_Bone_Steak]

This is exactly what I've been observing. They're literally hacks that was able to memorize shit and pass tests in school. I know a girl with a photographic memory that can pass their "memorize this and answer questions" tests... and she's a fucking retard.

[genericname85]

Yeah even some of the good ones rather use their checklists to figure out what pills they can sell you instead of helping you making simple life chances so the health issue doesn't keep coming back

[genericname85]

Changes*

[genericname85]

Hmm maybe cause it's pretty much the only job where you're gonna have less paying customers the better the job you do

[D_Bone_Steak]

Yeah I had one doctor prescribed me some bullshit and I tried to talk to him about just making some lifestyle changes and he was like, "No! Just take the pills or you will die and don't work out." I did the research on the pills he gave me when I got home... it makes your dick limp and destroys your arteries and will basically kill you in time. I'm still alive and I just workout. According to wikipedia I'd be dead by now with a limp dick if I took the pills. I'm so glad I didn't just listen because I'm fucking like a rabbit and still alive.

[genericname85]

Yeah i had a doctor not wanting to give me an orthesis when i tore the ligaments in my foot. He was like "it's gonna heal by itself" which isn't technically wrong but it's will take way longer and possibly make rehab shit necessary. Her read just too lazy to file the paperwork for the insurance. Probably cause he doesn't get a lot of money out of the time he gotta spend for that.

[genericname85]

He was* not her read... Auto correct hates me

[D_Bone_Steak]

Fucking auto correct fucks me every chance it gets. ... I suspect it's their pay as well. That extra effort for a flatlined pay no matter the effort... It's like socialism... great in theory, but you start taking the tips from all the waitresses and paying them all the same... high effort for better pay stops and then it just turns into "I"m just doing what I'm paid to do."

[genericname85]

well also the mass mentality is a problem. most people would actually rather regularly swallow a pill than make a minor change in their life.

[sage2021]

@D_Bone_Steak
I had to laugh 🤭 when you said you'd be dead with a limp dick if you took those pills. Doesn't it eternally go limo once a guy is dead? 🤔

[genericname85]

@sage2021 actually there's this story of a female mortician impregnating herself with a dead guy... Wonder how she did that.

[sage2021]

@genericname85
It is rather easy to extract semen from freshly deceased corpse. You suck it out with a turkey baster.
Lots of women do this from the contents in a freshly used condom.
Guys! Beware!!!

[genericname85]

@sage2021 with a condom that's easy. i'm not sure if it is that easy with a corpse tho. also she'd have to be rather quick with a condom cause a: condoms have spermicide coatings and b: sperm dies at room temperature. so if she's not litterally rushing out the room to do that, it'll be difficult to do that without him knowing.

[D_Bone_Steak]

@sage2021 I remember in school we were forced to watch some History Channel stuff and this guy had an Egyptian mummy's penis that was broken in two pieces in his hands. It was like 5th or 6th grade so we were laughing at this point... the dude explained that when a guy dies they usually get an erection. I think this might be a part of how that mortician @genericname85 mentioned was able to get impregnated.

That history channel dude played with that broken penis for like 5 minutes. California School system at it's best right there.

[KrakenAttackin]

Agreed. Doctors seem bent on seeing you for five minutes, writing a script, and sending you away. I have a lady PA and she is really good, I actually prefer her to the Doctor.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I don't blame you. The shit show of doctors I've seen so far is kind of depressing. A math problem came up and my wife and I figured it out way faster than him... and he just bluntly told us we were wrong... we go home and triple checked it, and he's just a fucking retard.

[D_Bone_Steak]

He was a cocky son-of-a-bitch. He didn't even double check himself when it was two of us.

[sage2021]

I have always thought that if you go to the doctor, and he doesn't help you, that you shouldn't have to pay one penny to them. The democrats in Congress is another rip off. They don't even show up for important Hearings that require them to go to. They just don't fricken show up. Not one of them. And they too, get paid to not show up.
As far as doctors go, I wish they would read the information sheet that comes with your prescription they prescribed to get you better when it clearly states the medication can cause death. It's crazy!!

[TrueConfection]

You're not alone. I saw something similar just the other day.

[krystek_pl]

after they misdiagnosed my mother's illness, it's hard for me to trust them 😥😥

[thorboy]

waste of time 96% of the time I get better on my own