I just ate a chocolate bar that was in the fridge for 8 months, what is going to happen to me?

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So I was upstairs chilling on my leather chair looking at Dexter and suddenly I got this urge to eat something, so I go downstairs, I open the fridge and guess what I see? Nothing! except a chocolate bar that was behind a bottle of ketchup (that was going to be plan C...) and there was a perfect chocolate bar and unwrapped. However if I remember right I bought that chocolate bar a long time ago and I guess I forgot it, so I ate it because I was hungry, but now I am wondering if I made a mistake? Am I going to die?

Can any body help me!

Frostie · Accepted Answer

eh. People have eaten sh*t from centuries prior.. how do you think other products are made? you'll be fine.. canned foods can last up to years or decades.. a lot of MRE's the military eats are sh*t from 70's. its meant to last. I wouldn't be to concerned. I'd only worry about whether or not it was contaminated- in that regard I'd be worried. But if it was just sitting there closed.. its fine. I'd imagine it tasted stale. not sure how you could eat something stale xD

palek · Accepted Answer

In about three hours you need to take your pants off and get down on all fours in the back yard. You're gonna have a blow-out so violent and sustained they'll probably be pickin chunks off the front of houses up to a half mile away for days to come. Your bunghole will be sore for about a week afterward, but you'll probably live. You'll have to move of course.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Chocolate doesn't really go bad, If its really old then it may cause stomach upset for a couple hours but nothing serious. I had a box of chocolates that I found at my nans house, they were that old the chocolate had like a whitish coating on the outside (not mould) and I was fine they just tasted a little bitter

Hidden_P · Accepted Answer

Lol I doubt you'll die.

Chocolate gets little white spots when it's past it's best, but you can still eat it. I don't know what happens after that, but if it's been in the fridge you'll be fine.

I've got a chocolate Easter duck in the cupboard from 3 years ago... I should probably eat it... mind you, I haven't eaten my Easter egg either!

Luv2run · Accepted Answer

Lol @ your username :D

JackieJohnson · Answer

Bugs are going to grow in your stomach, there will be male & female, so obviously they'll make babies. They will start by eating what's in your stomach but.. They are very hungry so next, they'll eat your stomach ! Organs after organs they'll gobble like mad addicts. Of course, you will be in so much pain that even crying won't help.. But don't worry, when you'll rush to the hospital, your brain will be placed in a funny liquid until they find you another body, maybe if you're lucky it will be a girl one !

We can't garantee a 100% quality of the body you're given, It's usually overdosed people who didn't have family to pay for the funeral.. Or murdered prostitute, you might wanna take a test !

I'll pray for you.. Good luck

ilovebender · Answer

Your guts are going to rot and it will kill you from the inside out.

Nothing is going to happen. Have you seen the expiry date on chocolate bars? They last a long time. Besides so much of what is in them can't even be considered real food, there are so many preservatives in it.

Bruce · Answer

Your penis may fall off...worst case senerio...or you will never again get a hard on... for certain, both testicles will shrivle up and fall off... Well, you asked Bruce

Electric_Boogaloo · Answer

Yes, you'll be compelled to come on a site and ask strangers about the effects of eating an old bar of Chocolate.

Nothing bad will happen, at worst you'll have the runs, a fair price of eating out of date food.

CrystalMinds · Answer

You'll be fine. Maybe your stomach will be a bit upset and chances are that you'll be visiting the toilet a bit more than usual, but once it's out, it's out. You'll be fine after that.

nermalinda · Answer

you will only die if you don't go to the grocery store sometime soon and get some stuff to put in your fridge.

seasidehermit · Answer

You're fine bud, that stuff is so packed with preservatives you could have eaten it 5 years later. At the very worst you may get some gnarly diarrhea.

brunettebelle · Answer

I think you will be fine, you ate chocolate not a piece of fruit that has been there for a long time. If you feel like something bad is really going to happen then go to the doctor.

Shameneyes · Answer

you will be okay lol  I drank a 60 year old bottle Coca Cola when I was 5 and I did not die :D

7gnat · Answer

I would say you have an hour or two left...before you get hungry again

Josephiiin · Answer

Unless it tasted weird nothing is going to happen. Those things are made so that they can last like... forever :P

XNicholex3 · Answer

You won't die, but don't be surprised if you get the sh*ts or something. LOL

ziva123 · Answer

The bar itself will not, but diabetes might.  And that's... disgusting.

bunnyfrancis · Answer

haha this is an awesome question. idk man. I hope not!

ddkarney · Answer

yea your totally gonna die...r you seriously asking this question? u'll be fine

Zodiac988 · Answer

Plan your funeral,  because YER GONNA DIE HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!

Operations · Answer

I don't think anything dreadful will happen. Relax.

Anonymous · Answer

You'll be alright. I'm more concerned about you dying of starvation than eating a bad candy bar.

Anonymous · Answer

Well my son ate a chocolate egg he found under my couch from last year and he shut a a chocolate chicken a week later lmao

Eddieguitar · Answer

So drinking ketchup was plan c?

I just ate a chocolate bar that was in the fridge for 8 months, what is going to happen to me?

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