Do you know anyone named Christmas?

Kinda like Jason Statham's character in The Expendables?

Which means *drumroll please* The Expendables is literally a Christmas movie.

Do you know anyone named Christmas?

So, do you know anyone named Christmas? Or something similar to it?

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Also, your friendly yearly reminder that Die Hard is a Christmas movie!

And technically... TECHNICALLY... Hans Gruber is a Ghost of Christmas Past.
Do you know anyone named Christmas?
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