What would you do if you got a big cock for Christmas? (Page 2)

[nawtee_me]

Large 34 inch cock

[deus_ex_sisyphus]

Wicked, a free alarm clock! Honestly though im more curious about what YOUd do with a big cock on Christmas?

[KostasKouvalis]

I actually did and was extremely excited. Well, sort ah! Normally it doesn't grow more than 6.25 inches, on Christmas night it grew to 7.

[Prettysammie]

What I always do with a big cock. Put it in my mouth.

[spartan55]

Train it for cockfighting of course.

[JosyJosy]

Give it to a friend, he's got room for it

[Andres77]

Start saving up for some hens.

[MCheetah]

I'll never own a big cock. 😭

[MCheetah]

And I specifically said "own" just so no one can make any gay connotations about the sentence!

[Phoenix98]

Is this specific cock a rooster or a hen?

[sheikalana]

I would roast it.

[Makeushiver]

In the spirit I'd share it with you

[alcorriher]

😂😂😂 I don't know 😂😂😂

[Walrus_au]

Give it too my sister of course!

[Sparkie460]

Dinner is served

[motownplayer2000]

Start a farm

[28ouc]

Pet it, pet it, make it go bwwaakkk

[KrakenAttackin]

I prefer to give cock, not receive.

[driven159]

have no place to put it

[Petlover48]

What 😂😂😂

[MrGSpotHer]

I don't think I'm qualified for this..