Why are human babies so ugly?

[Anonymous]

What is the evolutionary reason for human babies being so nauseatingly ugly? It's really remarkable how ugly they are. They look like angry old bald men and often have that disgusting crusty facial skin, while animal babies have that gorgeous, pristine downy fur.

It frightens me how ugly human babies are. Anybody who gushes about babies being cute are either lying or have had their brains either culturally programmed to do so or biologically programmed to do so, so that they won't murder their own offspring.

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Whoever responds with a picture of an apple first gets MHO.

[Outofthegrey]

Because from an anthropological standpoint, babies look more like the father for the first year of their lives in order to reduce the chance of the father leaving the mother.

And everyone knows men are the ugly ones when it comes to humans.

[lilyshirin]

Your reply actually made me laugh XD

[scragbas]

they are all Purple and angry when they come out, but they are cute. especially at a few months old. if it's your baby, it won't matter what he looks like, you'll think he's the cutest this ever. like a miniature version of yourself.

[writing_essays]

This is what you need to understand - people should be valued for their conscience and heart and capacity to love and these things are more important than their level of cuteness.

[springocelot]

have you seen baby mammals right out of the womb?
they're red, swollen, and ugly, just like human newborns
it takes a few months before they look cute

[Zendrya]

www.desicomments.com/dc3/04/234839/234839.jpg how is this baby not adorable?

[Asker]

Gross. Even it's arms have fat rolls

[Zendrya]

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[giovannimontolivo]

I agree. That baby is adorable

[TripleAce]

Look at not appearance thy one... they are essentially young souls entering this world... a mini human, a mini you... closer to the origins of life a new heart that will continue to beat for up to 100 years+\-

Looks need not matter' cute they are

[rjroy3]

lol. I've seen actual cute baby humans. There are alooooot of freaky looking ones tho. I can only imagine it's genetics. Some puppies aren't that cute either tho depending on the breed. *shrugs*

[bedroomdweller]

I'm with you, man. This image describes me perfectly.

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[Vero123]

Aww babies are adorable though haha. I think it is proven that women find babies more cute than men probably due to hormones.

[giovannimontolivo]

I think it depends on the individual. For example, I am a man and I think chubby babies are adorable

[NatashaJ]

Biology did not affect you clearly or you would biologically find it cute to the point of wanting to protect it.

[Anonymous]

Ikr!! They are creepy and often crying and just so annoying! They are bald and else. Though, if he was my kid well its okay tho. But if he is somebody's kid then i wouldn't want to be close to him.

[deraz24]

Not all of them look like potatoes lol I seen some cute ones

[ASEXY]

Not all human babies are ugly. If they are ugly, it's probably because their parents are ugly and they will grow up to be ugly. I was a beautiful baby with long eyelashes.

[Autumn-Bunny]

Heyyy I've seen some ugly babies who turned out to be beautiful adults.

[ASEXY]

@Autumn-Bunny They're lucky that puberty did them great things. A lot of my family members and I started out as beautiful babies and stayed beautiful lol.

[Autumn-Bunny]

Lucky! Lol I was an ugly baby and wellllllll... let's just say I didn't have much of a glow up.

[ASEXY]

@Autumn-Bunny You look great now.

[Autumn-Bunny]

Lol I would say I'm average. I'm not fishing for compliments... just being honest.

[ASEXY]

@Autumn-Bunny well I was being honest about what I think. Average girls look ugly compared to you. Don't be so hard on yourself.

[Autumn-Bunny]

Thanks. I guess it just depends on the average girls I'm surrounded by.

[Tephra]

Never laughed so hard at baby photos 😂😂 Babies are like drunk adults in mini form

[Intraluminal]

It's to scare people who think babies are ugly away from having kids.

[Anonymous]

I think its because we all are meant to grow into something beautiful. (Casually inserts motivational comment)

[Yanoa_Yanza]

I find them adorable. But not when they just got out of the mother xD

[ikissedtheskyonce]

Because you are using animal physical characteristics, as a way to compare to humans?

[llorando]

Actually their not, the pics in the question are just bad examples.

[BoySittingOnTheMoon]

Babies are cute. You're just kidding around.

[pooper89]

They only look ugly at first

[beez1717]

Some are and some aren't...

[Omar5881]

You were a human baby

[Autumn-Bunny]

Lmfao at the first pic.

[Anonymous]

You are right, I'm agree with you

[reixun]

Hahahahahaga

[CaramelCookie]

Lmfao

[babeeeone]

lol poor thing