What would be the first few things you'd try if you found out you were completely impervious to physical harm?

[Anonymous]

What would be the first few things you'd try if you found out you were completely impervious to physical harm?

I'd first make money by doing the stunts nobody as the balls to do. Then once I made enough money, I'd jump off of buildings and out of planes without a parachute, dive to the depts of Marianas Trench to say hi to Godzilla, then I'd focus my time to helping those in need. 🙏

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[Flower7]

Swimming because right now, I stay away from water because I'm scared of drowning. But if I couldn't be hurt. I'd just do the thing of jumping into the deep end and learning that way.

I'd go to amusement parks constantly because I wouldn't have to worry about anything breaking down.

More road trips since I wouldn't have to worry about car accidents.

[morimeme1]

The first thing would be jump off a high building, probably spend some time stabbing myself and being amazed like a retard 😅

[Asker]

😂 I'm just imagining you in some random corner stabbing yourself for hours

[morimeme1]

Yep 😂😂😂

[EuropeanStyle]

If the first impulse is to jump of a bridge, you're in desperate need for CBT or therapy. Needle? Or Sharpie?

[morimeme1]

@EuropeanStyle Ummm, what? Did you even read the question? And how exactly are you qualified to give medical advice?

[SuperManiac]

I'm already mostly impervious to physical harm. Check out my dislocated shoulder injury as of late:

My whole arm shape got deformed from it. I'm impervious to it. But if I was completely impervious to pain and especially death, I'd just be jumping out of airplanes with no parachute and I want to race on the Isle of Man:

https://youtu.be/tZInu36mxo0

[SuperManiac]

Also maybe drop me off in the middle east, no parachute needed. Then I can be like, "WHERE IS ISIS?" Then I find some ISIS dudes or whatever and they're like, "ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!" And I'm like, "ow-ow-ow-ow!" Then shoot them back. Then I fart on their face!

[SuperManiac]

I am not so afraid of death though. That is one of the earliest fears I overcame. Far more scary to me when I was a teenager was not dying but, say, being rejected by a girl. That was much scarier than dying. So physical harm or death was never nearly as scary to me as other things like this.

[Asker]

😂 What if you can't summon a fart?

[SuperManiac]

Then I will summon massive sharttttttt! I make flying shart through the cosmos, liquid brown dreams through the liquid galaxy, and rain brown upon mankind, "TUP TUP TUP TUP TUP TUP!" "What is this brown spot on my hat?" It is "sharttttttt!"

[Asker]

[SuperManiac]

If I can't even shart, then I make a solid! And draw Hitler mustache on their face with my poo! Then I draw swastika sign on their forehead and put my poo up their mouth/nose.

[Asker]

[AynonOMouse]

If I was impervious to physical harm, that would include bullets so I would become a criminal. Mostly robbery and murder.

[Asker]

U cRaZy

[Ben_ThirtySix]

Very first thing is jump out of a plane. Good test to make sure I'm actually invincible.

Then I'd probably strap some weights on and jump into a really deep part of the ocean. Maybe talk to someone first about making a camera that could also survive the extreme pressure.

Then I would get ahold of Elon Musk. It would be a lot easier to get a human on Mars if there was no need to worry about food, water, oxygen, or literally anything else. Might need a pressurized cabin if I wanted to send back voice recordings though...

[-Wildfire-_]

the first thing I would do is do a major bellyflop off of a 61 metre bridge that I live near to, because that would be really fun to try without dying or feeling any pain. then I would probably want to go free diving and explore caves and underwater places.

[Price511]

Firstly, highway racing. I wanna be like the Midnight riders of Japan's wangan (and especially uphold their honor code to never cause harm to the general public.)

Next, I'd want to maybe go and learn martial arts and how to use a variety of weapons. What good is being inpervious to harm if you're gonna still get your ass kicked?

Finally, I'm gonna go into a sort of... "Special" sexual dungeon. Might as well see how that goes 😂

[ZeussLightningBolt]

I wanna strap a parachute to myself and take a kayak off THIS waterfall

[ChiTown33]

Tell the people i work with i've had it with these slow ass elevators and jump out the window. When i come into work the next day and they ask how i survived the fall. I would tell them i learned that if you tuck and roll at the last moment it displaces all the impact. And it would be awesome if i actually convinced some of the more gullible ones that it is possible and their stupid asses tried it.

[Liam_Hayden]

I would probably go back to surfing The Wedge on a daily basis. Shore breakers would not longer be an issue. And I would probably go cliff diving. Kind of terrified of that since a family friend hit a sandbar doing so and shattered both legs and his back.

[pinkhoodie53]

I’d drive NASCAR. Learn every form of martial arts and gymnastics. And learn how to drive a motorcycle. I wanna be Charlie’s next Angel

[someginger]

Ok into the boxing or MMA game and make some money, also get to hit Connor McGregor

[codycccccccccc]

Walk up to the president of Ireland and challenge him to a drinking contest

[up_64]

Become immensely rich for offering myself up for medical research. Find an empty mountain road. Get a formula 1 . Drive

[No_Archons]

Id go to the worst parts of downtown and be a vigilante

[pinkhoodie53]

Who are you? David Dunn?

[pinkhoodie53]

Batman perhaps

[No_Archons]

Im kickass

[pinkhoodie53]

Makes sense

[Hawky_]

I'd run up my incredibles supersuit and be out rescuing people I think..

[icassidy]

i'd jump off a big ass building

[coolbreeze]

I would be a super hero

[1truekhaleesi]

I'd go skydiving way more often.

[Deep_Mind]

Explore a black hole and return
Drop from orbit
Explore cave systems

[EuropeanStyle]

I would work on my psyche.

[pinkhoodie53]

I should add this to my list

[Anonymous]

walk through the hood

[Asker]

Or even worse! Skid row! 😱😂

[Angel_Devil]

I'd jump off a building

[Tasmith95]

Call out Mike Tyson for a comeback fight