Scenario: which of these would you agree to if you were paid $1000 usd for each time you did it, but HAD to commit to doing at least 100 times?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Go to a bar and give pity sex to the first complete stranger that asks you for it.

Chew any piece of old gum stuck to tables/walls/etc that you come across for an hour each (1 at a time)

In your loudest voice, sing the entire Barbie Girl song when someone you don't know says your name.

Anytime someone you work with engages you in conversation you are forced to reveal a deep, dark secret that they have not heard about you before.

Updates

+1 y

Clearly the real purpose of this thread was to get Barbie Girl stuck in all of your heads today. 😈

[Agape93]

Chose the last one. If they want a dark secret of mine, fine. They won’t ask for another one lol

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lmao ominous and intriguing 🤔

[Agape93]

Lol oh you have no idea

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Low key?

Kinda want to now.

[loves2learn]

I’d be bearing my secrets! I’m an open book and I love my coworkers. They are my besties.

[ChrisMaster69]

Barbie song, if you had asked I would have done it for free, however happy for the cash.

On the chewing gum, we used to scrape it off the pavement, make a big ball of it, get out the grit, the. Divide it between us, we could not afford sweets as kids, or rather not bought for us.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol at the first

*dies* at the second

[Nikolai2004]

Definitely I'd sing Barbie girl anytime someone doesn't address me properly, also I kind of like that song but I'd much rather prefer to sing the house of the rising sun since it would be so easier to sing for me, my voice starts cracking now if I try to sing in a low tone which I could before easily.

[Nikolai2004]

Tone and pitch are different.

[Nikolai2004]

https://youtu.be/0Fy7opKu46c

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Love House of the rising sun

[Nikolai2004]

I'll sing that soon since our school year will come to an end in August.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Got the song stuck in my head now. Well played sir. Well played.

[Nikolai2004]

Checkmate. Oh I know more addicting songs than that it's just that we have this language barrier between us and I'm pretty sure you won't like the songs I get addicted to lol.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I listen to just about everything. My playlists include everything from pop, r&b, rap, death metal, alternative, rock, jpop, classical, jazz, video game ost, country, dance, folk, mariachi, I mean I will listen to just about anything as long as it can move me

[Nikolai2004]

Well then let's trade some favourites.
This is my nations modern country music,

https://youtu.be/0JQ0xnJyb0A

This is a Rhodesian patriotic song I love.

https://youtu.be/WzFmKocCOcM

[FoxnEagle]

I sing Barbie Girl just to annoy my friends and with my friends, wouldn't even have to practice at this point. Sure it would lead to a bunch of awkward moments, and I'd be kicked out of memorial services, but I think I could manage...

[Ez-Bri-Z]

"We are gathered here today to join Fox and..."
"I'm a Barbie girl..."

[FoxnEagle]

I know my pastor...
Getting it legalized in the courtroom would be hilarious though :P

[Adam1978]

Since it doesn't say how long I have to stay, I would pick A, go into a bar and take a afterwork drink and leave. No one would ask for any pity sex, I am sure of it. Unless someone spread the word, because I won't. If the word get out, I take a break switch place and time. So I can be alone.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

You don't get paid if you don't have sex lol

[Adam1978]

It didn't say that, it said that I had to visit a bar and in case someone asked I had to perform the deed. The last part is therefore optional regarding the payment.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

It says to go to a bar AND give pity sex. It doesn't say in case of anything lol

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol I've literally made another post of corrupted wishes specific targeting poorly worded wishes. I'm very aware of my wording on these lol

[NamerOfStars]

I'd go with singing. Less possibility of horrible diseases and/or getting stabbed.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

It is Barbie Girl. I make no promises about not being stabbed.

[NamerOfStars]

Ah, but that's because you haven't heard my singing. No one would be willing to take the time to close in and stab me; I'd just get shot.

[Anonymous]

Lol singing on a place no one knows me with a mask would not be a problem. Do you want me to recite Shakespeare?
For that price I would even pity fuck women as long as they don't have anything infectious and aren't extremely unatractive.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol it says first person. It could be anyone not just a woman.

[NyceGuyFinishingLast]

Out of all the choices getting paid to give pity to compete strangers aren't so bad confusing you probably won't see them again.

[Jamie05rhs]

I don't know the Barbie Girl song. But I am willing to learn it!! 😂

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Let me help you my friend!

https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A

[Jamie05rhs]

Ahahahahahahaha. Thank you.

[Jamie05rhs]

Check out this fan tribute version:

https://youtu.be/wRYTnBU1fnI

[Nadim171]

Does A include people of the same sex? If no then absolutely A lol

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Includes anyone who asks regress of gender

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Regardless*

[Nadim171]

Oh sh... well, you know, I can't say yes 😂 guess it's barbie

[HugoThe2nd]

I'm picking the barbie girl, and I would also have pity sex with myself each time I would have to barbie girl.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Oh gosh... the sad fap in public

"I'm a Barbie girl..."

[HugoThe2nd]

That's how I'd make it uncomfortable for the audience, I ain't gonna be the only one to suffer.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Thank goodness I can't picture images. This is one i would definitely not want to see.

[TheBigGuy9]

The Gum all day long. You know people that come up to you and ask, “Can I get some pity sex?”

[NathanDavis]

so the question would be... would I try to sing it like Tiziano Ferro, or... in Mariachi style

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Oh obviously Mariachi.

[NathanDavis]

got it... *starts vocalizing*

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Malagueeeeeeenaaaaa Salerosa

Besar tus labios...

... oh wait.. we weren't doing that one. Right.

[NathanDavis]

oh... let's do it
this beauty first...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wE_ZbCDnO8

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Omg this is taking me back. My grandfather used to play music like this all the time on his record player for hours at a time. Probably where I got my love of music from

[NathanDavis]

yes... it took me eleven months to find this piece, and I found it just last week, this very specific arrangement and her voice... it's very town-like, very authentic, just like I would hear it live when festivals used to come to town, and also a few years back when I went to that side of Mexico where my girlfriend was from.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I think if you are not down here that you would really enjoy South Texas lol

[NathanDavis]

lol... I am but, the heat... is a pain.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Aww its not so bad its only 84

[NathanDavis]

yeah, it's storming... but I meant July-August and the prospect of having higher humidity coming with it.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

That's why we got a pool

[NathanDavis]

I have a list of enemies, sunlight and chlorine are in the top 10... lol

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Night swimming and non chlorinated water?

[NathanDavis]

and mountain rivers

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Road trip to Garner?

[NathanDavis]

to the South... Monterrey Nuevo León, my other home (=

[Ez-Bri-Z]

It has been a really long time since I've been to Mexico...

[NathanDavis]

maybe one day... maybe when they're finished with that train that will go all along the Riviera Maya

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Ooooh

[ZackBan]

As long as I can chose the bar and the stranger I'll take the sex.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

You can choose the bar, but it's the first stranger who asks.

[ZackBan]

If that includes men it won't be possible, otherwise I'll take the female stranger regardless of her looks

[Ez-Bri-Z]

It includes any stranger who asks lol

[ZackBan]

Fine I'll take the deep dark secret option then. I don't have that many skeletons in my closets nothing will get me arrested or killed (I hope)

[hearvoices]

I'll sing. You didn't say we had to sing well, so it would be an easy grand, provided I didn't get shot because that's probably the most irritating song there is.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

It is 100 times minimum, and no you can sing as poorly as you want lmao

[hearvoices]

Well I'd make a lot of enemies, but a hundred grand is a nice bit of change, if I lived through it.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

You'd also be forever scarred when hearing the song on the radio

[hearvoices]

LoL Not gonna let this have a happy ending are you?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

You were in my corrupted wishes thread yes? Lmao

[hearvoices]

Indeed I was. Should have known better lol But I like your morbid questions. They're entertaining.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Thank you. They aren't all morbid though. I have one where I ask people to say nice things about other people here 😇

[InferiorElegy]

D but I don't have that many dark secrets, I guess I can stretch out my mental problems, no one I work with knows anything about me so I could even just tell them my favourite colour or food etc.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I dont know if your favorite color counts as a deep dark secret lol

[InferiorElegy]

I think it should since to coworkers all they know is my name.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

🤨

I'll consider your proposal

[Pogi-Paddy-2]

None of the poll. Money isn't that IMPORTANT to me. I do have morals and standards when it comes to making money.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Should have come back after 3 pm to answer 😁

[Pogi-Paddy-2]

It is 3 o'clock somewhere

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I think the song is called It's 5 o'clock somewhere

[Archerer]

I pick pity sex, but only if it is for a woman

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Not how it works. It says first person to ask 😆

[Archerer]

Ok, then I pick C because no one who I don't know would randomly say my name. And even if they do, I have no shame in belting out Barbie Girl

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Unless it is a super rare name, they don't have to be calling you directly. Like if your name was Bob, then anytime someone in public yelled out for a Bob you would have to stop and sing.

[Archerer]

It's a super rare name :)

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol so to get paid you'd just be walking down the street with a poster board of your name just so people will say it

[Guardian45]

Uh, simple answer: I would NOT do ANY of these for the money. Sorry.

[J9inva]

Never heard of the barbie girl song.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A

[JesseJayNeak]

C'mon, Barbie. Let's go party!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Ah ah ah yeah!