If you could fuse two animals together to create the perfect pet, which would you pick?

[Lillie_xo]

can be anything
as unrealistic and stupid as possible

[MCheetah]

For a pet, a dog that could clean itself, walk itself, and use a litterbox like a cat.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/yZF1UwpgkHc

For any animal, a cow-sized chicken with a pork stomach, that can produce milk and has four wings.

[Lillie_xo]

tell me more about your lactating porkchicken
what noise would it make?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I call it the zDog & a mix between a beagle & a zebra it would be.

[Lillie_xo]

describe the zdog to me
is it in the shape of a zebra or a beagle?
does it bark or neigh?
etc

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The body of a beagle it would have & the colors of a zebra it would have a well. It will bark as well as neigh but mostly neigh. It would bark if there was danger & neigh if there wasn’t.

[Lillie_xo]

ohhh thats smart
so would it be able to tell if something is dangerous for you
or just it

[DCooper]

... or maybe a Zalmation !

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@DCooper That would be do cool & a good name as well.

[MelonSoda]

A cat and a bat fused together would be adorable.

Or a cat and a dog like CatDog from Nickelodeon.

[Lillie_xo]

what would your cat bat be like
would it still meow

[MelonSoda]

It would still look like a normal cat, but with bigger ears, more fuzzy, and their fangs would be a little bigger, and of course the cat would have wings. And yes, the cat bat would still meow XD.

[Lillie_xo]

what would you name this seemingly ferocious beast

[MelonSoda]

Nyx maybe? Or Onyx.

[Lillie_xo]

good name
would it have the eyesight of a bat
and would it be able to do echolocation

[MelonSoda]

Yes and yes to both of those questions.

[Lillie_xo]

sounds like a funn pet

[Gwenhwyfar]

Dragon and unicorn

[Lillie_xo]

scotland x wales
i like it
describe your beast to me
would it have wings or would it not need them
would it look like a regular dragon with a horn
etc

[Gwenhwyfar]

Awesome!!! 😊

It would have the head of a white unicorn and the body and wings of a gold dragon.

[Lillie_xo]

what woud it sound like too?
rawr? neigh? something in between?

[Gwenhwyfar]

It would whinny like a horse and breathe a blast of super cold air

[Lillie_xo]

what would you do with it?

[Gwenhwyfar]

Ride it around the countryside and cuddle with it. What would you do with yours?

[Lillie_xo]

uhm
probably ride off into a far away place
and become like
the ice queen

[Gwenhwyfar]

That’s so amazing!!! Can I do that too? I can be the snow queen 🥰.

[Lillie_xo]

yessss

what would you call this beast?

[Gwenhwyfar]

A dragacorn. To keep the snow queen warm lol.

[Lillie_xo]

warm?
wouldn't it be scaly
or would it be fluffy

[Gwenhwyfar]

Fluffy 😊

[Gwenhwyfar]

What do you think?

[Lillie_xo]

it sounds
incredible
and i want one

[Gwenhwyfar]

Also for real I’ve always had a crush on the idea of a dragon that can change shape into a human guy or girl

[Gwenhwyfar]

Definitely 😊😊😊

[Lillie_xo]

WAIT CAN THE DRAGOCORN TURN INTO A HUMAN

[Gwenhwyfar]

Yes! A cute guy or girl 😊

[Lillie_xo]

ohmygodyes

[Gwenhwyfar]

Me too!!!

[Ms_Vanderquack]

this

[Lillie_xo]

what exactly is that

[Ms_Vanderquack]

It’s a Mantaur, part man, part other man.

[Lillie_xo]

does it speak

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Probably

[Lillie_xo]

why would you want that as a pet

[Agape93]

What in the fantasy human centipede shit xD

[Ms_Vanderquack]

To freak people the fuck out.

[Agape93]

Good job lol xD I thought mine was freaky, this is just straight up horrifying. Even a Beholder would avoid this abomination

[Lillie_xo]

@ms_vanderquack i think thats a good enough reason

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I've seen this before and it still always gets me lmao

[OneManOnly01]

I would fuse a Bengal Tiger with a Killer Whale (Orca). The apex predator of the land combined with the apex predator of the waters. We'd rule the world

[Lillie_xo]

what would this thing look like?
im very curious

[OneManOnly01]

The face, protruding paws and muscle and colour of a Bengal Tiger with the fins and some mixed pattern of an orca

[Lillie_xo]

what would it sound like?

[OneManOnly01]

Well since Orcas don't sound the ferocious, it should roar like a Tiger, the most ferocious roar in the world

[Lillie_xo]

okay okay
so what would you name it?

[OneManOnly01]

It's scientific name would be Pantherorcinus Tigrorca.

And common name would be Ocean Tiger

[Lillie_xo]

ohh that sounds good

[OneManOnly01]

I think that animal will be the apex predator of the whole world, don't you?

[Lillie_xo]

probably, yea

[AviatorTom]

A millipede and a boa constrictor. It would look so neat to see a huge snake with a thousand little feet. :-)

[Lillie_xo]

what would it
do?

[AviatorTom]

Whatever it wants. Maybe it would be in a zoo.

[wankiam]

i fused a cat with a teacup pig already... you can see the result in my profile pic

[Lillie_xo]

is ti
the perfect pet?

[wankiam]

she is my purrfect pet ;)

[Lillie_xo]

thats good :]

[Shark_61695]

A kraken with the wings of an eagle, it would fly through the air and sea and grow from a cute (ish) pet to a massive behemoth.

[Lillie_xo]

okay so this is literally a giant squid with feathery bird wings?

[Shark_61695]

Pretty much

[Lillie_xo]

is it like
moist?

[Shark_61695]

I guess a slimy covering of the featherless parts whilst in the air and some sort of mechanism to keep the feathers protected whilst gliding through the oceans.

Imagine keeping it in a birdcage with a similar volume of water underneath, and a perch. I don't know what the head should be, something aerodynamic but I think a beak might be appropriate.

[Lillie_xo]

so would it squawk?

[Shark_61695]

Probably, can't think of a better noise unless it can talk.

[Lillie_xo]

okay so what would you call this hellspawn?

[Shark_61695]

Fluffy obviously... oh do you mean the species? Kragle would be too obvious.

Urmm... Microcosmus Aeronis.
Possibly a flying facehugger.

[Lillie_xo]

no i did mean the name youd call it
fluffy is a good name

would it be violent

[Shark_61695]

Nope, it would be a big softie

[Lillie_xo]

okay but this thing is massive
what do you do if it causes destructon accidentally

[Shark_61695]

It would have to be well trained and have a large area to play in. Growing from small pet which will fit in the house to one sized larger than most villages might seem disruptive but will take a lot of years, probably a couple hundred.

As for accidental damage, who is going to notice the odd ship or housing estate mysteriously vanishing?

Sure it might leave the odd herd of cattle at the door, but it only wants to give a present.

I'd just deny all knowledge and move to a small island.

[Lillie_xo]

so you would isolate yourself to live peacefully with your pet?

[Shark_61695]

Nah, I would isolate myself because I want to. Having an abomination as a pet would just be a way to pass the time. I could probably use it as a mount in the air and underwater too.

[Lillie_xo]

ohh okay
well
that does sound fun

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Fox kittens

[Lillie_xo]

those seem perfect
wouldn't they break into farms though
and kill chickens
I don't know

[Aiko_E_Lara]

You never mentioned anything about farms

[Lillie_xo]

who knows
i think your creature is one of the best

[Aiko_E_Lara]

*hugs*

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Mermaids are animals?

How about Siren Head and a fork?

[Lillie_xo]

that works

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I have better options, but their information is classified (what they’re made of).

[Lillie_xo]

im intrigued

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I’ll just say bad things Willa happen if I tell anyone how Airina and Jahnazu were made.

[MCheetah]

@Dinosaursandanime65
Yes they are half fish, half women. And human beings are animals, too.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

@MCheetah Oh, I thought humans and animals were separate races. Well, too bad I classified the human characters as the human race in their profiles. I’ll just keep it like that, who really cares, they’re human. They aren’t even that important

[888theGreat]

Chihuahua and a Bat = Batchi A Chihuahua that can fly around and terrorize people. I think there is a horror movie right there.

[Lillie_xo]

would you put it up for roles in films?

[Aakash_Hangargi]

A Yazhi

[Waldoe]

trout and a cat... so I could watch it eat itself... ewwww

[Lillie_xo]

no
just no

[Waldoe]

like a contortionist at the circus... yum yum

[Eeyore18]

I'd fuse a sloth and a llama together 😊👍🏻

[Lillie_xo]

what would that look like?

[Eeyore18]

A sloth head and torso but with llama legs. So, two arms and 4 legs. Kinda like the half man half horse from Narnia. Except the sloth can now spit when in trees. As a defense mechanism👍🏻

[Lillie_xo]

what would it sound like?

[Eeyore18]

Like a screeching door with a ton of spit

[Lillie_xo]

alrighty
what would its name be

[Eeyore18]

I'd call it Licalotta

[Lillie_xo]

sounds good

[Eeyore18]

I think my weirdness just took over my brain 🤣

[Lillie_xo]

thats what we're going for on this post

[Eeyore18]

Then I love this question

[Lillie_xo]

yayy

[Agape93]

Saltwater crocodile and tiger

[Lillie_xo]

im intrigued
what do you call this thing

[Agape93]

A scaley nope nope

[Lillie_xo]

okqy
does it sound like a tiger or a crocodile? or maybe something in between?

[Agape93]

Probably a mix of both, mixed with a human scream for some reason

[Lillie_xo]

would it be in the shape of a crocodile or a tiger

[Agape93]

Tiger shaped, but covered in scales with a croc like head

[Lillie_xo]

would it still have the stripes?

[Agape93]

Nope

[Lillie_xo]

just out of curiosity
where would you keep it?

[Agape93]

Out in the forest so it can chase people. Best part, nobody would believe it exists so nobody would hunt it down

[Lillie_xo]

ohhhh
thats incredible
would it actually kill people though?

[Agape93]

I'd sure hope so, both species are prolific man killers

[Lillie_xo]

i think people
deserve death to
scaley nope nope

[Agape93]

I agree 100% and if it can asexually reproduce, it will be legion!

[Lillie_xo]

oh
my
god
yes

[Agape93]

Lol 💜 a girl can dream

[Blackcupcake]

cats and dogs… my favorites

[Wise4myage]

A Giant Squid and an Octopus.

[Lillie_xo]

YOU CAN CHOOSE ANY TWO ANIMALS
AND YOU CHOOSE THEM
WHATS THE POINT

[Wise4myage]

Ok, Ok, don't get mad. How about an Eagle and a Buffalo?

[Lillie_xo]

much better
what would the eagle an buffalo look like fused

[Wise4myage]

Pretty weird, lol. A small head an huge ass body. 😂

[Lillie_xo]

would it still have wings
and horns

[Wise4myage]

Yes, but its wings would have to be huge, lol.

[Lillie_xo]

and what about the horns?

[Still-alive]

Part eagle part lion

griffins :p

[Lillie_xo]

are you sure that wouldn't kill you

[Still-alive]

They would likely tear me apart yes

[Lillie_xo]

okay so why would you want that as a pet

[Still-alive]

I could train it to heed my calls 😎

[Lillie_xo]

what would you feed something like that?

[Still-alive]

I dunno chicken feed? Works? Whatever eagles eat

[Lillie_xo]

so it would eat like an eagle

[Still-alive]

Yeah it would have the head of an eagle and hind quarters of a lion

[Lillie_xo]

ohhh okay
would it be completely feathery or just the head?

[Still-alive]

The head part and the wings would be feathery, the hind quarters would be furry like a lions. The front legs would also be eagle talons. Like this

[Lillie_xo]

sounds like quite a ferocious beast

[Still-alive]

Usually is in most of the fiction and video games i consume lol

[Neko_Nya]

Human and cat, Nekosssssss

[Dingdonginmymouth]

Seal and angler for fish

[Lillie_xo]

what would that look like?

[Dingdonginmymouth]

I have an picture

[Lillie_xo]

that would work

[OddBeMe]

My wife, two bottom halves.

[Joker_]

I would pick a human and a human

[Flower7]

Cat and bunny.

[TrillXHippy]

A dog and a wolf

[Lillie_xo]

wouldn't that just be a slightly more tame wolf

[TrillXHippy]

Combining everything that a wolf can do and everything that a dog can do is really awesome. Wolves are good hunting so imagine if they can swim like dogs? Upgrade

[Lillie_xo]

ohhh
so you want a hunting buddy or
what if it attacked you?
waht do you do then

[TrillXHippy]

I would spend my time training it not to attack me or other humans and yep a hunting buddy

[Lillie_xo]

would it just be a dog with wolf qualities or?

[TrillXHippy]

It would be 50/50. Like a dog it will stay loyal to me but since it has the qualities of a wolf it will never attack me, dogs are good swimmers and wolves are good at hunting, the things police dogs can do, wolves travel in packs. I don’t know it just seems cool to me combing those 2. I did think about a seagull and an eagle at first 😂

[Lillie_xo]

whta would its name be?

[TrillXHippy]

Dolf 🤔

[Lillie_xo]

a dolf huh?
sounds a little familiar...

[TrillXHippy]

Familiar how?

[Lillie_xo]

sigh
doesn't matter

[TrillXHippy]

Alright

[Anonymous]

A woman with an ant.

[Lillie_xo]

just why?

[Opinion Owner]

Ants are fastidious groomers; and are selfless in service to their colony.

[Lillie_xo]

why are you merging that with a woman

[Opinion Owner]

She would make the perfect submissive.

[Lillie_xo]

she's a fucking ant you freak

[Opinion Owner]

Body of a woman personality of an ant.

[Lillie_xo]

you literally want to fuck antwoman

[Opinion Owner]

I think that she goes by the Wasp; but yes, why not?

[Lillie_xo]

sorry
you want to fuck
an antwoman
i can't get over ths

[Anonymous]

Cow and duck!

[Lillie_xo]

describe your creature to me