Are you an Asshole? Why or Why not?

Are you an Asshole? Why or Why not?

I always wonder about the people in my life that claim I'm not an Asshole. I've been telling everyone ever since I can remember that I am indeed an Asshole. Some have thought it was my way of protecting myself from anyone getting too close to me. Those that try are always shocked when they find it's true and I have not lied about it. Others more honest with their judgements have seen it and accepted me for being the Asshole I am. They know trying to get to know me is like trying to pet a Badger. I will piss them off some how but how much I piss them off is up to them.

I will use what you're most sensitive about against you partially in jest, but only you for the first few days. After that I will say it publicly around you. If you're not able to adapt to it by then, I bid you farewell because you are not tough enough to handle this life. I will not waste my life wrapping you in bubble wrap and dousing you in sugar. I refuse to placate with others.

Are you an Asshole? Why or Why not?
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