- Don't watch adult cartoons, or shows like "The Simpsons," "SpongeBob SquarePants," and "Bob's Burgers." Even in my bedroom. My mom and stepdad ask me all the time what shows I watch on TV.
- Refrain from sex or even asking for it. Also, no PDA like kissing or hugging either. My stepdad fears of COVID. No mentioning her CashApp or OnlyFans activities either. My family doesn't like a "hyperactive" woman.
- ABSOLUTELY NO telling my stepfather what to do, or calling him out. He doesn't like that, and he always likes to prove that he is always right. Even if he says or does things that aren't socially acceptable, like yelling at the baby kitten, mocking accents of certain people's ethnicity, or restricting my brother's emotions and feelings.
- Each person is only allowed 500 calories per meal, three meals a day. No more than 10 grams of sugar or 20 grams of cholesterol a day.
- Under no circumstances should she cry unless a death in her family occurs, or yell - ever. My stepdad doesn't like an "aggressive/overreacting" kind of person.
- Both of us must take out the trash twice a day. No exceptions. If my family doesn't see us do it, they will threaten to disown us.
Your lost is ridicules, she's right to be upset.
You can't tell a grown woman what to watch, especially something as innocent as Bob's burgers.
Also, you literally told her she cany defend herself with your step dad. If he says something out of line, she has every right to say something.
I would look for different partners, and mostly she should. I think you need to work on yourself, before you invite someone in
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Can only hope you’re not serious. Never tell someone what they can and can’t do. By all means give your girlfriend a heads up on how crazy your family is and what might not go down too well, but damn, that list is scary.
When it comes to future relationships I’d suggest a very brief meeting with your family first. As you sound kinda highly strung about them.
This is either a bad trolling attempt or you are just super clueless. Lol
I don't care who you or your family is. Do not give your partner a list of things that they aren't "allowed" to do. It shows that you don't trust them, and that you care more about maintaining some weird standard than making sure your partner is comfortable.
Is it 2 days or 2 months?
Are you 20 or 21?
I think you are a liar who can't remember what she said 2 minutes ago.
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If you restrict her so much she might never be able to feel at home with your family, it can turn uncomfortable for her and your family will never really get to know her either.
It more sounds like you don't want her to be herself and you don't trust her.
You would rather please your controlling family than to let your girlfriend show who she is.
I understand why she's upset.Damn, you scared AF of your parents, also if I got a list of stupid things to do and not do I'd tell you straight up that you are really Crazy. Take out trash because of being scared of parents is really a "girlyboy" thing to say. Well go let mommy and stepdadclean your bum boy. You are very Dumb and a sissyboy.
That's what you don't do my guy. If she done that to you. You would be upset and pissed off too
I might be the only one, but I think that your list is perfectly reasonable. If she doesn't like it she can start over and try to find a better guy, but she won't
No way, this can't be real
You blew it.
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