How do I find a woman without a romantic past when all my friends are married?

[Anonymous]

I am 28 and never had a real girlfriend. I want a woman where we can be each other's first real relationship.

Sadly, I am the last one out of all my former childhood friends to be unmarried and childless. I fear the only options I will have left are divorced women or women with another man's kids as my first girlfriend.

[Jdjfjcjj]

Even looking younger won't be easy. You'd have to find a super religious chick who actually attends each week. Definitely not the ones who reach a common milestone in age and think they can use religion as a facade

[NamerOfStars]

You make a dozen more accounts and keep asking the same damn question over and over and over again. Obviously.

[LazerBean]

You never will because nobody like that would pick someone like you.

[Asker]

Why not? I am soon to be Mr. $80k a year.

[Asker]

... and I am very affectionate and loves to cuddles

[LazerBean]

Because you act like a whiney, degenerate, feminine bitch.

[Asker]

Feminine? How?

[LazerBean]

Because you spam the same idiots whiney middle school bitch drama constantly.

[LazerBean]

Middle school girl bitch drama*

[Asker]

Will you introduce me to that girl you know?

[LazerBean]

Ew no. And she wouldn't want to talk to a nasty girl like you anyway.

[Asker]

I have a penis. You've seen it, lol

[LazerBean]

And yet you're still more feminine than a lot of middle school girls. An infinitely mose disgusting.

[Asker]

Hey, it may look small, but it gets mighty big when aroused haha. But seriously, introduce me to her.

[LazerBean]

You're the kind of guy we laugh at and make fun of over lunch. And her dad would sooner murder you than let her associate with a femboy like you.

[Paulalove98]

Don’t look online, look in person in public places and talk to people.

[Nikki1989]

Still spamming the same whiny old post I see.

[Asker]

This is what I am really wanting in life and extremely important to me.

[najekim]

Actually, nothing wrong with that.