How to apologize to my girlfriend after giving her a really bad wet willy?

[Anonymous]

It was probably too much but it seemed like a good idea at the time. We always mess around like that and I've done it before and I know she HATES it and always gets mad but always gets over it after I make her laugh. This time it was really bad though...like a really nasty one and she's still mad. I've said sorry a bunch of times but she's not hearing any of it. Even flowers and chocolate didn't help. Should I be getting ready for a break up?

That would suck to lose my girlfriend over such a silly thing lol. I still think it was funny though.

[heyyy]

Well,i can honestly say, I got into fights for ridic reasons before ( with my ex). Stop doin' it, get her a nice gift ( something she likesd ,its your gf), make a WET WILLY CONTRACT on your computer that you sign later on, showing her you will stop and will never do it. Just a document on paper wich includes the proof that u'll never do it to her.

If you will tho, she can force you to oral sex any time, or any other thing she would like.

This way she might even laugh.

[lace1228]

She hates when you give her a wet Willy, yet you keep doing it. She doesn't accept your apology because she can't even trust you won't do it again. She might not break up with you over giving her a wet Willy itself but it might be what pushes her over the edge. She is probably looking at the pros and cons of this relationship to see if your even worth it anymore.

[Anonymous]

Apologizing doesn't help if you keep doing something she's already made clear she doesn't like. what if she cheated on you with some guy, then you told her you didn't like it, then she did it again and again and kept saying sorry. would you forgive her for flowers and chocolate?

[Asker]

I know, I'm a dumbass but I definitely won't do it again. Any ideas on how I can make her forgive me?

[Jaybabe77]

But cheating is more extreme than what he did

[Asker]

Yeah wtf that's not even on the same level :/

[Robotic]

Hmmm... wet willies... cheating

Yup same!

[RicoSuave]

Who cares if they are the same. . Anon. is trying to prove a point here and it clearly shows the message.

[Anonymous]

Hmm sounds to me like you won't take your Girlfriend serious.

If your only giving her Wet Willies and she doesn't like

em than I should be giving her something even more wet

that she will treasure and enjoy. .

Learn that NO is NO you douche. . .Hope she does leave you so

you can see how a stupid silly little thing can make a big

difference in someone else's life.

[Hemorage]

lol man really? A wet willy? Anyways you have to keep apologizing and if it doesn't work try splurging on her for something that she really wants or something she always wanted to do or really liked to do and keep promising her you won't do it again

[Asker]

Good idea I think I know what to do :D

[Hemorage]

alright man good luck

[Captn_Morgan]

I think you should let her kick you in the balls as hard as she wants to. You deserve it.

Naww she'll probably get over it eventually. That alone would be a really dumb reason to break up over. Just don't do it again!

[Asker]

She would probably not hesitate at all right now haha

[wildchild1]

Haha this is actually so funny. Its very unlikely she'll leave you for this reason, unless she's slightly mental. If there are other problems in the relationship, she could just be using this an exucse also, but obviously I don't know what the relationship is like usually! If its something that really annoys her like you said, she's probably just teaching you a lesson

[Stacyzee]

Of course she doesn't take your apologies because you continue to do it.

Not only should you apologize for doing it this time, but you should stop altogether. That way this time she will really know you mean it.