Atheists "found contradictions" in bible, sarcasm

1, there must be some statistics how many contradictions are in the bible. One website claims thousands with an impressive picture, others just have silly videos with misquotes. One website has the 50 BIGGEST contradictions. So i want to be fair, a contradiction is possible but not those! See picture.

Atheists found contradictions in bible, sarcasm

Most of the contradictions the critics listed are either different TIMES or different PLACES like in picture verse 1,1 in the rain "bible", self contradicted verses 1,2 and 1,4 as marked on right side. Because it says "rain didn’t fall". See! bible has contradictions and lies.

Similarly, verse 1,2 self contradicts verse 1,3... but only if i skip some words that were actually written... but that is what atheists do to find "contradictions. "

Episode one

Three of the BIGGEST contradictions and more!

"Does god forgive or his anger lasts forever?" They mock and smirk but that is not what is written.

Sources: 2 kings 24,4, 2 chronicles 33,19, jeremia 17,4, micah 7,18, eccl. 1,4 , category different times.

I change the order to expose the hoax: micah 7,18 said "he retains not his ANGER forever" this is an accurate translation of word "lod". But books eccl. And Jeremiah never said "lod" so not self contradicted.

jeremia 17,4 "kindled a fire in mine ANGER, which shall burn forever." Seems same but not "lod" just a long time. Similarly eccl. 1,4 "the land stands forever" is not "lod" just a long time , so it is possible, despite the verse is true, that land will be destroyed and replaced with a "new land" as isaiah wrote... but seriously a "new car" does not mean i destroyed the older car! Just added. But it is the NUMBER ONE of the "BIGGEST contradictions"... what the smurf!

A new car does not mean destroyed the old car
A new car does not mean destroyed the old car

Similarly the story of king menassa is time category: book 2kings 24,3-5 said, "because of the sins of Manasseh and all he had done, including the shedding of innocent blood. For he had filled Jerusalem with innocent blood, and the LORD was not willing to forgive." shocking! God did not forgive! The story ends there, "2Ki 24:5 As for the other events etc."

2 chronicles 33 said, "menassa humbled himself greatly before the God of his ancestors and prayed to him, the LORD was moved by his entreaty and listened to his plea" so god DID forgive menassa... at a different time, AFTER he humbled himself. Matching book micah.

WE see these are not "answers" to contradictions, but the verses never really conflicted.

Category 2, places.

If we read the bible out of order, genesis chapter 2 seems to say "god made the land and man and a garden and plants and animals" verses 2,4 and 2,7-9, and 2,19. But chapter one is a different order gasp! With day numbers.

Ch. 2 | ch. 1

Land | land

Man -

Garden -

Plants plants

Animals Animals

- man

The order is actually the SAME order except one change is man BEFORE the plants and garden, as chapter 2 or AFTER plants and animals like chapter one wrote on day 6... but the bible DID say garden! A different PLACE is not a conflict! Like in picture: It rained outside. another example:

"I ate a fish while wearing socks,

But did not eat fish on some rocks"

Similarly , same chapter genesis 2, 5 "no plant sprouted" on "the day god made land", matches chapter 1, land was second day but plants were not until third day. Later man was made on the 6th day not the same day as "no plants". These are not even contradictions to answer, just skipped words that were ACTUALLY written.

Stay tuned for episode two!

Noah and the flood.

Atheists "found contradictions" in bible, sarcasm
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