I would develop a virus or prion or bacterium that would spread rapidly and would remove the more violent behaviors and make people obedient. To whom? To me of course. Replacing gap left by removing violence and discord could be a concerted and harmonious effort to find a similar bacterium or prion or virus that would stop the loss of telomeres, leading to young immortality forever, for me to enjoy the company of my obedient minions in perpetuity.
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Resurrect the Dire Wolf. Cross it with a Kodiak Bear.
Resurrect Megalodon. Cross it with a Giant Squid.
Create an army of each.
Cybernetically enhance my animal soldiers. Laser eyes, robotic claws, buzzsaw tentacles.
Unleash them on mankind. Take over all major cities.
Threaten to kill all humans unless they make 14 more seasons of Rick & Morty. NOW.
Create a hive mind. Oops, that’s already been done, it’s called politics.
Immortality, simply put.
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Who knows… I’ve already put human genes in plants… I have a lot of ideas. Give me a large grant and see what happens.
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