Why do people make passive aggressive comments?

[Anonymous]

Hello. Yes, I am a master. I exercise control in all things. I am not a victim of the big business known as liberal politics. I am not a simple, incel, idiot, whatever buzzwords are cool today. I don't waste breath speaking little cutsie things to appease a crowd. I am an unapologetic self-serving dick. If that bothers people that I'm not a lazy conformist, then why can't they exercise enough self-control not to make little stupid lol's. Maybe they're jealous I don't know. Maybe they need discipline.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Why haven't you tried breaking me yet if you are so good at this?

🤔

[Asker]

I thought you were gay for some reason. But yeah, you can join obedience school.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I'm a panromantic lesbian.

[Asker]

Been there done that. I'll send you your first assignment in a little while.

[Asker]

But please bear in mind that I will spend time examining your profile.
I don't like to waste time, like these little 20 something fruitcakes
So, if you don't want a Master, you may tell me so now.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I already have someone trying to tame me. I'm just playing with you mostly because I'm flirty like that

[Asker]

oh, I won't tame you. i will be your god.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

*lip bite*

[Asker]

If you really wanted to please me, you could help me complete this.
From: United States
Height:
Weight:
Age: 42
Ethnicity:
Activities:
Education:
Work:
Financial:
Gag: all the time
Eats:
Drinks:
Foreplay:
Sexual:
Sign:
Wears:
Activities:
On Men:
Other:
Spidey Sense: too smart for her own good
2022 goals:
favorite subjects:

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol how in the world does this help you at all? Also.. some don't even make sense

On men what?

Here's what I can do for you...

Height: 5'10
Age: 42
Ethnicity: Mexican/white
Activities: writing/drawing/ sarcasm/telling bad puns
Education: some college (computer programming)
Work: analyst
Financial: 61k a year
Gag: no reflex to speak of
Eats: food extremely slowly
Drinks: water, juice, crystal light
Foreplay: yes please
Sexual: not really, flirty af though
Sign: Leo
Wears: one sock on left foot
Activities, pt 2: enjoys pointing out redundancies, still loves writing
On men: yeah, unless they are on me instead I guess
Other: I can do character voices, bird calls and whistle like a champ. Lets just say my mouth is extremely talented in getting me in trouble
Spider sense: tingles in fun areas
2022 goals: make it to 2023 or take as many down with me as possible before I go.
Favorite subjects: the loyal kind who bring me peanut butter m&ms

[Asker]

fine then, I'll just read through all your answers until I find you
my mom was a Leo and my dad was sarcastic, so you don't fool me

[Ez-Bri-Z]

*curls up in the savanna and naps*

[Asker]

This Leo I knew in college has been in love with me for over 20 years. Even after marrying a mult-millionaire, she still flies here from Phoenix and gets me drunk and has her way with me. LOL. I even gave her a 'ceast and desist' order but she still won't stay away.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

This doesn't make me trust your master abilities if you can't even get one girl to obey

[Asker]

Leos can't resist me.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I've done good so far

[Asker]

Did you dream of pleasing me last night?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I dont think I dreamt at all.

[Asker]

The dreams will come, after you start doing your homework.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Oh gosh, I haven't had homework since college.

Listen, if you are gonna have me right essays I'm telling you now they will be correct but the most boring subject material

[Asker]

It's a masturbation assignment.
With peanut butter M&Ms and everything.
Let me know when you're ready!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

*nods while stuffing a handful of peanut butter m&ms into mouth*

[Asker]

So, you're going to make Master ask if you did your homework? That seems a little rude.

[FreyaRed]

You can keep control only if you can predict reactions of others.
If you can't, you don't have any control.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

[MelonSoda]

What does that have to do with the question? Nice picture, though.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

@MelonSoda Everything

[Dinosaursandanime65]

But seriously, some people do rage over things like these two lovely waifus