Should we ban bananas to prevent monkeypox?

[purplepoppy]

The world health organisation has called for a renaming of monkeypox as the name is racist and discriminates against Africa https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-61804132.amp
I don't think this solves the problem and we need to ban bananas. Monkeys eat bananas, Monkeys get monkeypox, we don't know how many bananas have been fondled by Monkey's. It's not worth the risk.
Everyone knows you can't take a banana on a boat so why are we risking them in out homes? Olden day sailors may have been riddled with scurvy and syphilis but not one had monkeypox.

So should bananas be banned and what would you suggest as a new name for monkeypox?

[Anonymous]

Your measures dont go nearly far enough!

We should all be hysterically in fear of our lives of this new rat skank (22? (Rats have lots of skank)).

Our workplaces are full of monkeys, we must ban all work.

And these sailors and their ships might not have had the taint historically, but how is this virus being spread? Ships must be involved somehow, we must immediately sink all ships.

Stay in your homes! (unless you are sinking ships, burning bananas or killing things which look like monkeys)

[Oigit]

Funny thing is that if we banned everything people found offensive nothing would be left. Because people can be so damn sensitive these days. It's like people want to be offended just so someone pays attention to them. So I'm surprised their isn't a constant diaper shortage due to all the people crying about how offended they are.

People need to remember the truth about words. They only have as much power over you as you choose to give them. Also if you allow someone to offend you, you are giving them power over you. Simply because you have allowed their words to have power over you.

[Anonymous]

Why would ”monkeypox” be racist or discriminatory against Africa? Only way I can see someone seeing it as racist would be if they view Africans as monkeys, in which case… They kind of exposed themselves as racist.

[wingattebaby16]

bananas are evil!

ban losers that spread diseases via sex...

[Texaskid1]

Yes , we should ban bananas today!
Also , the term monkeypox is racist and we should be sensitive to the cultural background of this condition's origin. I propose we change the name "monkey pox" to Acuntakentay pox.

Justice has been served.

[ArtemisSilver]

I think we should just drop a tungsten rod form space onto the Wuhan Institute of Virology. They published a paper on monkey pox gain of function research they conducted right before the first cases showed up. Those fuckers need to stop.

[bean2k21]

Clearly you need to import your bananas from the United States. Our banana fields are surrounded by nuclear waste to prevent monkeystation. And the bananas have been genetically modified to have a self-cleaning skin. When heated, the banana skin releases a fluid that's very close to the chemical properties of water mixed with bleach.

[FilmGuy93]

I mean... it's not that hard to not get Monkeypox. You literally just refrain from fucking men covered in open sores.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes, let's ban Ham since I heard it's hard on the Heart so no one can eat one at Easter

[Red_Arrow]

No. We should ban steak! People eat steak and people get cancer. We don't know how many people have drooled over steaks. It is not worth the risk. Ban steaks immediately. They are not worth the risk.

[MrOracle]

Bananas have already canceled themselves due to irreversible fungal infections that are spreading.

[silkjames]

You could slip & fall from a banana peel maybe it should be ban 😂😂😂 jk!

[Anonymous]

No. Monkey pox isn’t deadly, people usually get over it after a week. No need to go ape-shit about it.

[CloudMassacre]

Does monkeypox spread through contact with bananas?

[QuietRunner]

Fun Fact: Olden Day sailors ate limes and lemons to prevent scurvy.

[Snakeyes7]

No, that's bananas.

[Anonymous]

RACIST