Guys, I Googled it, and now I'm more confused than ever? Do you know why it is?

[Nuget]

As a side hustle, I buy junk at garage sales and sell it online to dumb people. I have a black belt in buying junk, so here's how it goes.

Yep, you guessed it! I'm talking about the way the presidential primaries are run. The right coast and especially New Hampshire and Iowa are somehow special, so they get to go first. They're the Friday Garage Sale.

Montana and Nebraska aren't special, so they get to be the Saturday Garage Sale.

Then us saps on the left coast get to be the Sunday Garage Sale, and we get the crap that's left over.

Google said this is because of Hubert Humphrey and the Vietnam war. Yeah, that makes sense!

Updates

5 mo

This question is about presidential primaries, and not about yard sales. LOL

[docster]

I don't know why the political parties do what they do, but several years ago my state voted to move our primary up closer to the beginning of the year. My party punished us by nullifying our vote and forcing us to move it back further then what it was. Fed up, my state legislature cancelled the public primary and saved the taxpayers millions of $$$. I agree with cancelling the primary because by the time our primary came around in 2016 there were only 3 candidates left out of the original 16 Republicans.

[ChicoFromThe305]

I do something similar but not at garage sales, I do recommend giving your local thrift shops a look, people sometimes donate things they have no clue have value ha

[Nuget]

I heard someone came across Stradivarius violin at a thrift store. Do you know how much those are worth? lol
More than most houses.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Unfortunately I've never been lucky enough to find a Sagittarius violin but sounds pricey, what a steal

[Nuget]

You can get a Sagittarius for under a thousand. The Stradivarius will run you about 15 million.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Wait there's actually a Sagittarius violin? I was joking, I was calling the other one sagitarius to get a reaction and I didn't get what I expected 😂

[Nuget]

I was joking about your joke.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Damn I fumbled 🙃

[Nuget]

You tried, but I'm a Ninja in sarcasm.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Sarcasm does not work on text at all 😂

[Nuget]

That's very true.

[Avicenna]

Well, generally, those private clubs known as the DNC and RNC decide who the nominee will be, with voters having the illusion of choice. I'd focus more on that.

[Nuget]

On similarworlds they allow you to delete your questions whenever you want. I wish this site allowed that.

[Billlewis]

I'm still hoping you'll decide to follow me, Goddess 8><3

[boobliker]

I love yard sales, as they say one persons junk is a anothers gemm