How can we peacefully turn a white supremacist protest into a joke?

[Danzigdawson]

White supremacists are notorious spineless sh*t***ds who will do everything they can to maintain their image of "toughness" and "strength." Without it, they're just the losers they always were, are, and always will be.

Big mean white supremacist virgins

This is one of the main reasons why demonstrations are so important to them: they provide an opportunity to appear strong and generate publicity by doing absolutely nothing beyond standing there, as though they're hoping to be discovered by a failed real-estate agent turned talent manager who can finally help them fulfill their collective life purpose of becoming third-rate army surplus mannequins.

Nazis taught them well: the more controversy they generate, the more people talk about them, and the more "strong" and "serious" they appear. For this to work, however, they must keep their cool and present themselves as peaceful, upstanding citizens. With a little luck, some immature, boisterous leftists will show up and scream at them while they stand there like discarded d*ldos, allowing them to look "good" by comparison.

So what do you do?

• You can't fight them, because then you become the aggressor disrupting a "peaceful" protest. They'll milk the martyrdom they've supposedly endured for years to come.
• You can't throw water balloons at them because that's legally considered assault, and gawd knows they'll eagerly press charges and parade their boo-boos before the world while crying, "Look what the radical left did to me!"
• You can counter-protest, but that can backfire, making them look "good" and you, look bad.

The best way is to turn their protest into a f*cking joke. Because, we often forget that this is what they are. The seriousness and strenght is entirely superficial and it's always hanging by a thread.

Steal the attention away from them, letting them stand there like the tools that they are while something much more interesting happens.

But with what?

You stage a sumo-suit cockfight with the fighters in sumo-suits also dressed as chickens

You try to compete with them to look tougher, but dressed as a gang of Ronald McDonalds

You gather a group of gay Elvis impersonators to kiss another group of gay Chuck Norris impersonators in front of them.

You gather a large group of guys with beards dressed as catholic nuns, sitting "indian-style" in front of them, acting all overtly enthusiastic about everything that they might say.

A better idea: please describe...

[jamesgoldman]

Can't do it peacefully

Stuff like this is like cancer in flesh or rot in wood, only cure is cutting it out

[Screenwriter]

Any of your ideas is pretty funny. Might even get a laugh from them.

[msc545]

You can't. There is nothing funny about these people. They are a disgrace.

[exitseven]

When was the last time we saw so called white supremacists having a demonstration?

[Danzigdawson]

In the US? If trump showed his ugly face to the media today, it's pretty much a white supremacist demonstration... even though it's true that when white supremacists are in power, you can't really call them showing up "demonstrations".

In Canada, three weeks ago. That photo is from last may, but it's the same group of losers that showed up in Shawinigan. Thankfully, there are much less of these asswipes per capita up here than there are down below. They showed up the first time trump was tarnishing the office of president of the United States. I don't know exactly how they can possibly hope to capitalize on trump's fiasco this time.

[exitseven]

You want to see asswipes?