When you buy two valentine cards who gets the cheap one?

[purplepoppy]

A lot of shops do "buy one get one free" deals on Valentine's day cards. Usually the cheapest card is free. But how do you decide which of your lovers gets the cheapest one?

[FrozenByTheDykers]

Neither gets the cheap one because, honestly, it's not about the price tag; it's about the throbbing meat stick behind it. Now, I understand that in my previous life, I may have suggested God wanted certain individuals to experience the divine pleasure of a throbbing meat stick. But let's clear the air – that was then, and this is now. God loves everyone, and it's not my place to dictate anyone's path, be it on a pool table, softball field, or in the loving embrace of another woman. I mean, who am I to judge if they prefer a good game of billiards over American football? However, I must apologize in advance if my attempts at political correctness have accidentally stereotyped our lesbian friends. You see, it's a tricky tightrope to walk, what with avoiding references to their alleged leg hair, man-hating, or Uhaul readiness. It's certainly not my intention to imply that they all live in a world of scissor locks and threesomes, or that they're merely going through a phase. So, this Valentine's Day, let's all remember that love comes in many forms, and whether it's expressed with a card, a gentle caress, or even an angry mangina.

[MisterWack]

Doesn’t matter honestly, it is whoever the message is for.

Okay so, let’s say “You’re My Special Lady” is the cheapest and “Thank You For All The Love, Mother” is the most expensive and I want to put my girlfriend first…. It wouldn’t make sense to give the mother card to my girlfriend who isn’t pregnant or has children right? So clearly the cheapest goes to my girlfriend while the most expensive goes to the mother.

I don't know how you guys do it, if you gift based on cheapness then clearly someone is getting a mismatched card lmao

[Anonymous]

i don't give people cards. it's a waste of paper and sometimes just end up in the trash anyways

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The person you bought the regular card for will get the cheap one next year.

[AviatorTom]

My wife gets the expensive card. Our dog gets the cheap one, she can't read anyway.

[Sevenpointfive]

i buy them a year before right after the last v-day so i get buy one, get one 50% off. so i put a dot on the back of the one that i got cheaper. it's by the barcode. i'll wait a few years and ask to see it. they know i'm not happy if they don't keep it so they all have these binders that they bring just in case i ask to see something from my past that i think could have been special.

[Anonymous]

What does that have to do w getting someone a card? If they’re just looking to get the more expensive one than it’s no longer about love, now it’s about money. So if she has an issue w that that that tells me where her priorities are. Besides I’ve never seen a buy one get one free card. Even if I did I’d just put the other one away, maybe she will use it for a family member or something. But in this case sounds like if you spend more on me it means you love me more.

[Sunrising]

I buy loads of cards to broaden my possibilities of finding a Valentine ! I'm sending you one, anonymously of course. Obviously I'm not going to tell you it's going to be the cheapest one !

[NicholasRedone]

Is it a Choo Choo Choose? Simpsons joke 🚆 🚂

[Priya99999]

My boyfriend gets the best and costliest one available and I get the cheap one

[RSav4013]

I would only buy one lol

[SleepingHazard]

I'd pick the same on twice.

[KittygosMeoWW]

lol I’ve never heard of that

[Pete671]

I'd send the expensive one to myself,,,

[bralesswonder]

I've never bought two cards at the same time.

[Ironco]

I just buy them a drink instead.

[NiBoToBiN]

The one with the shortest stick? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Iron_Man]

No one does

[eagle1951]

mmee