Should I approach a cute girl if I'm an ugly motherfucker?

[Anonymous]

I don't wanna get arrested, and I know I'm ugly so I have to use humor I guess

whats the percentage/chance of me being humiliated in public if I do approach her?

[Bea123]

hey! dont worry about humiliating urself! dont care what other people think! if you like her, u gotta go for her!! and if she's a good person, she won't really care how you look she'll just love your personality and its not like ur asking her out or anything. just go up to her, start a convo with lots of humor and she will remember how you made her smile!
Good luck! :)

[Kjc78]

And the chick might blow him also lol. Plenty of ugly guys get blowjobs

[Asker]

you don't understand I'm hideous. I'm tan, hairy, thick hair, brown eyes, big nose etc

[Bea123]

doesn't sound that bad. i know how u must feel but u have to realize everyone thinks they look worse than they actually do (including me). like i said, u have to have self confidence and blow her mind with ur personality and if she's the one she won't care how u look shell love you for you. so good for it!

[Conflustered]

You will be fine if you don't go in acting like a cheesy creep or maniac. Just be cool and charming and a bit mysterious. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve

[Asker]

how can I be mysterious and not creepy to the same time

[Conflustered]

First off stop putting yourself down that makes you look shifty. If you analyse most guys considered good looking they're actually not really. Some are feminine some of their faces aren't symmetrical big noses tiny lips etc what they do have is confidence and they smile that makes them good looking. Being mysterious by maintaining eye contact then when she says something just be a little shy but confident. It's playful and good humour works wonders

[Asker]

I'm really ugly though, I'm not putting myself down, I still love myself but I'm ugly I accepted that. and so being mysterious is a mix of shy and confidence? I don't understand

[Conflustered]

I don't know how to describe it. It's someone that's friendly and open, chatty and funny but with a shy quiet side like they're holding back just a little. They don't wear their hearts on sleeves.

[Asker]

wow that made no sense to me, oh well I'll just try my luck, wouldn't be surprised if I get arrested tho

[MrC63AMG]

show a picture of yourself to determine if u are a ugly mother f**** or no
otherwise you can play the humor guy do jokes and shit give her some compliments flirt with her that will work for you

[Asker]

nah dude they might blind you

[MrC63AMG]

lmao i won't get blind don't worry dude but now you got me curious on how you look so u better show a pic

[Asker]

dude I'm hideous trust means anyway I just don't wanna get humiliated, that looks so painful

[K1ll3r98]

go ahead. it might end well for you. not all girls are in it for the looks

[OrdinaryGentleman]

most dudes have a 30% chance with girls.

[Asker]

there's damn that nigga is hit, ugly average, sexy and damn that nigga is fine

guess which one I am

[OrdinaryGentleman]

i don't give a shit what you are, the sooner you realize it doesn't matter the less you will complain.

[Asker]

then what does matter

[OrdinaryGentleman]

what matters is your self esteem. Probably now is the worst time to approach girls, so go make yourself better and do something about it.

[Asker]

I'm really good at math and playing indoor soccer but nobody gives af about that.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Indoor is fucking fun. You can meet plenty of chicks like that. Workout more and perhaps gain some muscle.

[apple24]

YES you should but lose the negative attiude.

[Asker]

you think I would have a greater chance if I was less ugly

[apple24]

I thiink you have a greater chance if you were positive about yourself.

[Asker]

lol what if she responds with one word answers to all my questions

[apple24]

no she never like you.

[Prof_Don]

Dude, take ur shot and approach her! :)