Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

[just16soyeah]

So my kinda gf and i are at the store rn and she's a vegetarian and i wanna buy animal crackers is it okay

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+1 y

I grabbed the box she laughed and said no

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+1 y

by the way guys im not a vegan lol

[Anonymous]

I'm vegetarian and even though i think this is a joke, i would never NEVER buy animal crackers to a vegetarian, not even if you are just trying to be funny. I would get really pissed off, it would seem like you are making fun of her for being vegetarian and that you dont respect her at all.

[thewanderingme]

I'm vegan. this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read.

[Opinion Owner]

My opinion?

[just16soyeah]

Umm why?

[DivaMonae]

You're pretty funny... I would assume yes becuase the shape of the animal has absolutely nothing to do with eating an actual animal.

That's like asking do they eat gummie bears?

[Prof_Don]

Technically vegetarians don't eat gummi bears (gelatin ). :-P

[DivaMonae]

@Prof_Don touché

[just16soyeah]

Lol i knew it sounded funny but i wasn't joking lol

[DivaMonae]

You were being serious... Interesting.

[just16soyeah]

I feel like you are making fun of me haha your not right?

[DivaMonae]

No I'm not. I was just surprosed.

[RasmusAiken]

Hahahah! Great gift for a vegetarian. Unless they're made with animal fat (which vegans might object to) she should enjoy them.

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[BertMacklinFBI]

animal crackers are so fucking deloycious!

[just16soyeah]

They are

[lePoivre]

I would get her a whole pack of animal crackers for Christmas just to be ironic.

[dolphiny]

lmfao i was just telling my mom this joke earlier. yes they can!!

[just16soyeah]

Get out of my mind

[maiez]

as long as it contains no animal product they can eat it and stay 'vegetarian'

[Klaatu51]

vegetarians CAN eat everything. they just CHOOSE what they want to eat because of ideals, etc.

[WhoTheHellKnows]

Hear hear!

[ButtHearth]

No, an animal might see you eating them, and get its feelings hurt.

[LittleLucetta]

Really? Are you being serious?

[just16soyeah]

Lol yeah why

[LittleLucetta]

Animal crackers are not meat. She could eat them. The question is whether or not she'd want to.

[just16soyeah]

Lol i didn't want to come off mean

[LittleLucetta]

You could just ask her.

[just16soyeah]

Well I don't know it weird haha but im not a mean person didn't want to hurt her feelings

[LittleLucetta]

Lol, okay.

[Lizzy32794]

Wtf.. is this a serious question? I never even thought about that lol

[just16soyeah]

Haha yeah it was

[Prof_Don]

As long as there is no lard in the ingredients... yes she can eat them.

[thewanderingme]

there could be a lot more than lard. you'd be surprised if you actually knew what a lot of the ingredients you eat actually are.

[Anonymous]

no because they grind up horses and turn them into animal crackers

[llorando]

lol, yes they can as long as their not meat flavored.

[Keyspirits]

Lelelel weirdest question ever. Not sure if dis is New Age alrdy..

[thewanderingme]

lol, yes. I especially like eating the lions!

[just16soyeah]

In what world are the lion ones the best

[thewanderingme]

GASP! how dare you!

[just16soyeah]

Do you even animal crackers

[thewanderingme]

huh?

[just16soyeah]

Lol I don't know but bears for life

[thewanderingme]

bears are ok. I guess.

[thewanderingme]

lol ;p

[just16soyeah]

Did you just

[thewanderingme]

I mean, come on! a bear vs a lion. that fucking bear's going down!

[just16soyeah]

Lol I don't know what were talking about anymore haha lions are cool if your in to that sorta cracker

[just16soyeah]

No because the fights on water

[thewanderingme]

why would water make a difference?

and is it weird that I'm putting two animals in a fight (as a vegan)? lol

[just16soyeah]

Because bears are water proof and yeah weird I'm having fun taking about animals fights

[thewanderingme]

ok, well my lion morphs into a tiger in the water. what now?

[just16soyeah]

As everyone here knows bears are capable of shooting fire

[thewanderingme]

to be continued. . .

[just16soyeah]

Um no i win im older also im bringing sexy back

[thewanderingme]

ok, you win.

[thewanderingme]

THIS TIME.

[just16soyeah]

Finally being 16 Wins me something

[just16soyeah]

Wait this time? I tyranasauraswrecked you

[thewanderingme]

like I said, child, this time. lol
;)

[just16soyeah]

You really boil my milk

[thewanderingme]

wtf?
vanilla almond milk is a faaaaavorite! mmmm

[WhoTheHellKnows]

Id do it just to be funny lol

[just16soyeah]

Lol she laughed

[WhoTheHellKnows]

Well at least she's got a good sense of humor for a vegetarian lol jk
That's awesome

[just16soyeah]

Haha yeah thanks for helping

[Error_204]

Ironically if she was vegan, no. o_o

[funkipunk]

what a jokester haha

[just16soyeah]

I'm, actually serious haha

[cdnSpartan]

Lmao seriously...

[just16soyeah]

Ya 100%