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news reporter: What kinda of pants do you like to wear on valentine days apple?
Apple: umm err...Take a look!
News reporter: Whoa whoa! hahah! Wheres your top?
Apple: No comment! *turns around
News reporter: Will you be facing the wall this whole time?
Apple: Mayyyybe! (:
News reporter: What do apples do on valentines day?
Apple: I am an apple! I just chill up on a tree or in a basket or people consume me! Look at them eating my children! How dare they eat my family! Or display love! Its a sad day for all apples everywhere! The struggle!
News reporter: But you must spend your time doing something special! I know... I know you said you did nothing but I feel like i am mising out on something?
Apple: Gosh Lady! Hold on! If you give me just a minute! Wellllll we do something called the apple dance. You bascally just roll down an apple hill and than you dance. Its common sense to see apples rolling around on valentine day!
News Reporter: Very well, What does love mean to you?
Apple: Again I'll show you! (Look at the picture) But if you must speak!! I think its about caring about someone more than yourself. And recieving it back! Gosh you ask so many question! I need some water!
News Reporter: What will you be giving your valentine?
Apple: This should be enough!
News Reporter: But apples! Apples can't kiss!? Do you have a crush? Who is he? We all want to know!
Apple: AAAAA! ooooo!!!!
News Reporter: I am sorry the intreview will be cut short. The queen is busy screaming!! That all the time we have gagers! Until next year! hahah
Apple: AAAA!!! OOOO!!! Lets all HUG!!!
Happy Valentine Day GAG!
Especially made for: @Victorianna <3
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I wish you all happy V-day! I care about you all! Believe it! I care so much about everyone on here. Thank you for allowing me to run free and wild! hahah! Well not that free! (haha evil!) "But apples don't have legs!"
P.S I am sorry If I forgot YOU! Please don't bite the apple! The Queen is asking for your patience!
Thank you!
#QueenApple24 #TheQueenhasSpoken
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