Which cucumber would you like to have? (Page 2)

[karahiri]

... why...

[Asker]

Thanks for your thoughtful reply.

[karahiri]

Your thought-provoking question was all the fodder I needed.

[Asker]

Whenever I see a useless answer, I just know it came from a Master or a Guru. It never fails to amaze me. You hate the question, but were somehow compelled to leave a useless answer.

How many useless answers have you give today? 20? 30? lol

[karahiri]

I don't hate the question, I don't get it though. Why not directly ask about penis size which happens on here 10 times an hour? Master or Guru just has to do with the number of points racked up, not the utility of your responses. As for the number of useless responses, I can't tell you since utility is determined by the OP or whoever else read those responses.

[Asker]

I didn't ask how you get to be a guru, I was just pointing out that by for the most useless answers I've read, were from Masters and Gurus. This is not a penis question, I'd be an idiot to post the 11th penis question of the day. This, I at least thought, was a quite obvious spoof on the penis questions. I was making fun of the penis questions. Everybody got the joke and plaid along, except the guru.

[karahiri]

You could have just explained the spoof... instead you went on the defensive. Anyways, enjoy your cucumbers.

[Asker]

I didn't get defensive. I was laughing. How could ANYONE not get that his was sarcasm? lol
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[karahiri]

you clearly have not been on here long enough lol. ah, the things people post, quite literally. :x