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Eh, I don't know. I mean, if every man were the same size... maybe that'd be a stronger deterrant. But for some guys, as it is, I think women would just take a look at a guy and assume he was a cheater, when he's just... small. Even then, would it be out of fear or just because you wouldn't honestly cheat on anyone as it is?
Then, would God be obvious in how he/she clarifies cheating? An actor or actress has a sex scene, but is already married in real life - Is that cheating? Is it cheating if there's a kissing scene? If a girl gets drunk and makes out with a random dude, is that cheating? Is premartial sex technically cheating (or at least being unfaithful) on a future spouse? Is being "on a break" technically still cheating? People argue this stuff all the time. Some swear it's cheating, others say no.
What if it was only an inch big anyway? Would he take it away except for health? Like take away a libido? Make just a hole there for peeing, etc? I think some guys would do it just to see what happens. I don't think it'd stop guys from cheating. Believing in God alone isn't a deterent for some people, nor is it enough of a deterant believing God punishes in general for a person's sin (s) - Like that there's an adverse consequence specifically for cheating.
And what would he do for women who cheat? Out of relationships, I've had lots of issues with all women cheating (or wanting to). Never cheated myself; never wanted to.
I'd use a tin foil hat for junior. God can't see through it. It'll disperse the God rays and scatter them so there is no return signal.
Then I'd start a business making tin foil hats. I'd have small, medium and large sizes. Oh wait, that's not good marketing. I'd call them large, extra large and super large sizes.
Can... that be a real thing? Because I'm all for it.
Several men would be down to... nubs, LOL.
Severe? Yes.
Which is why it would work! That would force people to end unhappy relationships, talk to their partners, or work to resolve their issues... NOT cheat.
Ha Ha Ha nubs!
@jspl90 Actually as I was typing my reply, I really did think about that as well. Because women are just as guilty of cheating as men are. However, I'm not sure how one would punish a woman for cheating, other than putting an big A tattooed on her where it's visible (anyone that read the Scarlet Letter would get that reference) for the world to know she's a cheater.
GOD could always add 35 pounds to her each time she does it! That is a lot of stair master! lol
@coachTanthony Man that's cold- effective but cold, LOL.
But then how would you tell if a woman is cheating or just not... overweight?
It would have to be known that if your woman wakes up the next day 35 pounds heavier then it's not from the donuts she consumed the morning before! I am sure it would get out eventually and the NY times will do a piece on it. That's my story and I am sticking to it!
@DorkVader Okay, y'all putting too much thought into this concept, LOL. I like the growing nose concept though. Like pinocchio! Women gain a nose, men lose a limb: brilliant
@DorkVader Ha Ha Ha wow I like it!
@Cynicaldreamer @DorkVader I feel like I am a part of something great here! We could change the world!
Lmao weight gain is perfect!
@DorkVader God loves you my child ! :+)-
And of course some man downvoted my opinion... I'm SO surprised, lol
@Cynicaldreamer His cheating ass dick shrunk
@DorkVader That voodoo is strong with you isn't it? LOL
@DorkVader @Cynicaldreamer Used to be called haters.. now I guess we can call them "short stumps"
@Cynicaldreamer I wish. @coachtanthony Stumpies
@DorkVader LOL
Haha! Coach I've missed your questions because I swear we have the most interesting comment threads to go along with them... some of which spiral WAY off topic but still... enjoyable to say the least
@Cynicaldreamer @DorkVader Yes they do spin... that I think is why they are so fun ! So who got some half priced valentines day chocolate?
@Cynicaldreamer @coachtanthony I convinced a coworker to buy me full price Valentine's candy! I couldn't believe it. I feel like a total asshole lol
@DorkVader @Cynicaldreamer OUCHY
@DorkVader Ha Ha Ha easy tiger!
@DorkVader I need some chocolate to go with my bourbon!
Ah, I behaved myself! It's mardi gras season down here so I've been eating king cake almost every other day at work!
Though for singles awareness day, I did treat myself to a nice NY strip steak and some fries I made, yum!
@DorkVader I need to get me some for sure.
@Cynicaldreamer The nutritional value of king cake is? You may as well eat chocolate lol
Love me some Mardi Gras.
@DorkVader Shh... it's okay, I'm exercising extra hard to compensate for the tasty cake.
Here's some tasty cake from last week I had: it was filled with praline:
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@Cynicaldreamer is it sacrilegious that I'm falling out of love with cake in general? Cakes, donuts, snack cakes of any kind?
@DorkVader @Cynicaldreamer that cake would go great with my bourbon.. maybe add some bacon on top! LOL
@Cynicaldreamer Sounds like @coachtanthony was cheating on that diet during his hiatus, whatchu think? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@DorkVader Yes but in all fairness it was after having lots and lots of sex. So calories were burned!
@DorkVader sweaty sex ha ha ha
@DorkVader Ha Ha Ha Happy Monday!
I swear I left this thread for 30 minutes to play WoW...30 minutes! And I come back to this. Wow... not even sure what to say
@DorkVader Well he might have cheated but at least he did get some exercise, LOL.
And it's not sacrilegious that you're no longer craving sugary sweets. Could it be that you're actually trying to be... healthy? Scary I know.
Hmmm probably a good idea. Ladies would need a punishment too...
we came up with God will make you gain 35 pounds each time LOL
Geeeeeze! Yeah, good punishment!! Lol
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Wouldn't they have to be? I'm gonna recognize if his ding ding keeps getting smaller. Like "honey, 4 months ago you were 8 in., now your 4 so what happened to the other 4🤔😂
Ha Ha Ha no doubt!
But you know some dudes would still try to lie their way out of it. "Doc says I have penis shrinkitis"😂😂
Well if you are 9 inches then you can get away with it a couple of times and still be good to go! HA
I think a woman still gonna notice if that 9 starts shrinking. Just like weight loss weight gain you notice you gonna notice if your girlfriend's boobs get bigger or smaller. Same with that. Lol
The rules apply between men and women equally. Think about a piece of duct tape. You stick it on the first time, holds firm. Rip it off and put it back on something else (and repeat several times). Every time the piece of duct tape is ripped off, it's less firm when you put it on something else. The same generally holds true with human relationships per the neurological connections people develop when they cheat on their partner. Their ability to bond with each new partner declines, so I strongly encourage people to hold off on intimate relationships until after marriage! God Bless Y'all!
I think so. And ladies could go down one cup size every time they cheat.
Good one
Lol so what about woman? What would be their punishment?
Do I look like the Punisher? Ha
Lol only seen the first season, and hell yeah!
We are coming up with some good ideas under Cynicals post!
Hahahahahahahahaha. Or just add an inch for every guy who got cheated on. Yknow, for balance of nature.
So I'm only allowed to cheat once? That doesn't sound fair!!! lol
HA HA HA
Cheating is never okay.
Oh I'm sorry. My bad! Lol good one tho haha
Guess it depends on the guy you would think most guys treasure their penis even the ones who abuse their penis they need a penis to abuse it
The ones that don't want it or give a fuck usually cut it off
I would say this works for the guys who are too scared of surgery or cutting it off
Would a rapist or paedophile stop his vile behaviour if his penis or testes were forcibly removed? No, because that would not remove the wickedness and the vice that led him to such actions; in fact resentment of the punishment might make him more determined on his wicked course. In the same way, the cheater would not stop his cheating if God removed a section of his manhood.
You can't compare rapists and pedophiles to every man. That is silly AF.
No men are fucking animals I would know I'm a fucking man and have excellent self control and even I'm sitting here like damn I wish my dick would chill the fuck out
Besides steroids are proven to make your dick shrink and guys still use those motherfuckers
I think that would do the trick and id get a bag of popcorn to hear his reaction the next morning every time he did it :)
Probably. They'll think a thousand times before cheating lol.
I dig that idea.
This should be a thing since us women have to suffer periods. I’m all for this.
Probably but only out of fear, and not because they want to be faithful.
I would be ok if God does the same to all genders so that there won't more mistakes then we have all are equal in the frunt of god
Bastard Jesus Christ!
Let man born without a penis and woman without vagina.
In this way, within a generation or two the earth will be perfect for animal kind again.
Well, if they didn’t figure it out they would wind up with something the size of a clitoris. 🤭
Of course otherwise I would have nothing left to cheat with XD
I mean if your dick is 10 inches, you can cheat about 4-5 times before women as a whole begin to loss sexual interest in yoit manhood.
You kidding, infidelity would never enter our vocabulary let alone our minds!
No..
One must not take ‘guys think with their sick’ literally. 😎
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