What if it was only an inch big anyway? Would he take it away except for health? Like take away a libido? Make just a hole there for peeing, etc? I think some guys would do it just to see what happens. I don't think it'd stop guys from cheating. Believing in God alone isn't a deterent for some people, nor is it enough of a deterant believing God punishes in general for a person's sin (s) - Like that there's an adverse consequence specifically for cheating. And what would he do for women who cheat? Out of relationships, I've had lots of issues with all women cheating (or wanting to). Never cheated myself; never wanted to.
Ha Ha Ha nubs!
Hmm what would be the version for women then🤔
@jspl90 Actually as I was typing my reply, I really did think about that as well. Because women are just as guilty of cheating as men are. However, I'm not sure how one would punish a woman for cheating, other than putting an big A tattooed on her where it's visible (anyone that read the Scarlet Letter would get that reference) for the world to know she's a cheater.
GOD could always add 35 pounds to her each time she does it! That is a lot of stair master! lol
@coachTanthony Man that's cold- effective but cold, LOL. But then how would you tell if a woman is cheating or just not... overweight?
It would have to be known that if your woman wakes up the next day 35 pounds heavier then it's not from the donuts she consumed the morning before! I am sure it would get out eventually and the NY times will do a piece on it. That's my story and I am sticking to it!
Weight can be lost, but a dick can't be regrown. I think when women cheat, their pubes should never grow past that razor stubble phase and be impossible to shave or wax off. Ooooooor their nose should grow, Wicked Witch style
@DorkVader Okay, y'all putting too much thought into this concept, LOL. I like the growing nose concept though. Like pinocchio! Women gain a nose, men lose a limb: brilliant
@DorkVader Ha Ha Ha wow I like it!
The more they cheat, the more hooked and bumpy and warty it gets
@Cynicaldreamer @DorkVader I feel like I am a part of something great here! We could change the world!
Only if you have secret God powers, in which case, STOP SENDING ME BULLSHIT! I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lmao weight gain is perfect!
@DorkVader God loves you my child ! :+)-
And of course some man downvoted my opinion... I'm SO surprised, lol
@Cynicaldreamer His cheating ass dick shrunk
@DorkVader That voodoo is strong with you isn't it? LOL
@DorkVader @Cynicaldreamer Used to be called haters.. now I guess we can call them "short stumps"
@Cynicaldreamer I wish. @coachTanthony Stumpies
Haha! Coach I've missed your questions because I swear we have the most interesting comment threads to go along with them... some of which spiral WAY off topic but still... enjoyable to say the least
@Cynicaldreamer @DorkVader Yes they do spin... that I think is why they are so fun ! So who got some half priced valentines day chocolate?
@Cynicaldreamer @coachTanthony I convinced a coworker to buy me full price Valentine's candy! I couldn't believe it. I feel like a total asshole lol
And I spent my money on full price Valentine's candy for my bff because her boyfriend couldn't be bothered and she spent the day crying.
@DorkVader @Cynicaldreamer OUCHY
Yeah, this post about maiming men is right up my alley tonight lol
@DorkVader Ha Ha Ha easy tiger!
@coachTanthony I'll keep my claws sheathed. Promise
@DorkVader I need some chocolate to go with my bourbon!
@coachTanthony at these prices, you can get the good chocolate cheap and have extra to spring for the good bourbon
Ah, I behaved myself! It's mardi gras season down here so I've been eating king cake almost every other day at work! Though for singles awareness day, I did treat myself to a nice NY strip steak and some fries I made, yum!
@DorkVader I need to get me some for sure.
@Cynicaldreamer The nutritional value of king cake is? You may as well eat chocolate lol
Love me some Mardi Gras.
@DorkVader Shh... it's okay, I'm exercising extra hard to compensate for the tasty cake. Here's some tasty cake from last week I had: it was filled with praline: drive.google.com/.../view?usp=sharingdrive.google.com/.../view?usp=sharing
@Cynicaldreamer is it sacrilegious that I'm falling out of love with cake in general? Cakes, donuts, snack cakes of any kind?
@DorkVader @Cynicaldreamer that cake would go great with my bourbon.. maybe add some bacon on top! LOL
@Cynicaldreamer Sounds like @coachTanthony was cheating on that diet during his hiatus, whatchu think? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@DorkVader Yes but in all fairness it was after having lots and lots of sex. So calories were burned!
@DorkVader sweaty sex ha ha ha
Ok, as far as calorie deficits go, I don't blame you. Please, no more details. I wasn't ready!
@DorkVader Ha Ha Ha Happy Monday!
Lmao! Welcome back
I swear I left this thread for 30 minutes to play WoW...30 minutes! And I come back to this. Wow... not even sure what to say@DorkVader Well he might have cheated but at least he did get some exercise, LOL. And it's not sacrilegious that you're no longer craving sugary sweets. Could it be that you're actually trying to be... healthy? Scary I know.
Never! Bite your tongue!
Meanwhile the guys born with little dicks now look like cheaters, to boot.
@Boppy Good point
@Boppy Oh dear, that is an issue. How will we know if he's a cheater or just naturally small 🤔
Hmm... Maybe we could start all guys off at "pretty big?"
we came up with God will make you gain 35 pounds each time LOL
Geeeeeze! Yeah, good punishment!! Lol
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Ha Ha Ha no doubt!
But you know some dudes would still try to lie their way out of it. "Doc says I have penis shrinkitis"😂😂
Well if you are 9 inches then you can get away with it a couple of times and still be good to go! HA
I think a woman still gonna notice if that 9 starts shrinking. Just like weight loss weight gain you notice you gonna notice if your girlfriend's boobs get bigger or smaller. Same with that. Lol
Do I look like the Punisher? Ha
Lol only seen the first season, and hell yeah!
We are coming up with some good ideas under Cynicals post!
HA HA HA
Cheating is never okay.
@unknown9987 It was a self deprecating joke to be fair, that's surely obvious, In reality I've never cheated.
Oh I'm sorry. My bad! Lol good one tho haha
@unknown9987 No problem mate!
You can't compare rapists and pedophiles to every man. That is silly AF.
Notice how much I used the word fuck? See animal
Perhaps removal of part of their clitoris. Best equation I can figure.
@Agape93 ahhhhh 😳
Yeah not fun lol
That's more honest than cheating on a monogamous partner. Win-win to me.
@DorkVader Totally agreeNo one is saying don’t have sex. Just stop lying.
Exactly marriage rates would fall but so would divorce... well after the initial cheater Exodus from married life
I think we'd have better quality relationships
"maybe I'm just standing farther away than usual"
This right here!