How can I attract a gold digger?

[Anonymous]

So there’s this girl I really like, and she loves money, and guys who treat her like crap and throw money at her. I really like her still even after all that. So what could I do to attract her attention, or what could I say or text her? Just trying to see what I could do to get her attention. Don’t judge me for this lol, just wanted some help. She is a “dancer” too.

[SnakeBoop]

yeah, i'd probably find some standards before you turn into a bitter and twisted incel.

[Asker]

Lol I don’t know why I laughed so hard. I know it wasn’t meant as a joke, but it brought me joy in a otherwise bad day. But on a serious note, I see what you mean.

[SnakeBoop]

eh, it was sort of meant as a joke to be fair, so glad it gave you a laugh :D

[Justerino]

A dancer as in stripper? Go with something brand name then, purse, shoes, perfume and makeup maybe? I guess whatever you can afford and makes sense to you. Always include a card tho!

[molonski2]

Just shoot her a picture of a pile of cash and she'll be hot wheeling it over in a flash with her G - string in tow , you'll be hammering it before you know it.. awesome

[Anonymous]

google pics of money and send them to her

[Hangry06]

Show off your gold