Guys, What would you do if she asked to see your penis on the first date? (Page 2)

[tfan1]

I would calmly and smoothly pay for the waiter’s/waitress’s tip get up and say quietly good night…. psycho bitch and leave. I wouldn’t pay for my meal because that violated the whole reason to even have dinner with her.

[exitseven]

I would tell her I never have sex on the first date

[OfMiceandMen]

I would say I need to see your breasts first. If she showed them to me, then I would just walk away and say... sorry, not good enough.

[qwert1234]

"Do you have a magnifying glass?"

"How much zoom does the camera on your phone has?"

"So, you want this to be our last date huh?"

lol

[asphaltrhymes]

Now I know how women would feel in similar boats are their racks or similar, yikes. So awkward for you, hugs 🤗👀

[NathanDavis]

"so... you're not going to trust my word? this is just not going to work girl..."

[Billlewis]

I'd hand her a magnifying glass and show her the smallest penis she's ever seen in her entire life:)

[Bricealan]

Drop trousers, right there on the spot... no questions asked?

[worldscolide]

I'd tell her to kick rocks and leave her with her half of the bill. Asking that on a first date is a massive red flag.

[runnerboy]

I'm a horny teen guy so I would have no issue with that and would hope that I would at least get a handjob or better for doing it. I