What is the best lie to tell when your parents found out you didn't go to school?

Question

My school called my house and told my parents that I was not in school and I need a really good excuse for not showing up to all my classes but still in school

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I know it's wrong to lie but I remember being your age and cutting class my senior year- lol.  I just hope it isn't a habit for you.  Anyway, say you got breakfast in the cafeteria, like eggs or something and they instantly made you sick.  You had the runs and were in the bathroom all the morning.  You couldn't go to the nurse because of the frequency of your bowel movements.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

You passed out on the sidewalk and spent the day in the ER

TheStrangeOne · Answer

...Well, umm I always consider the relationship I have with my parents kinda weird...Allow me to explain:Well when I was younger, I was always being honest with them and that's the reason why they allowed me to do plenty of things.For example, when I felt like I didn't want to go to school they allowed me to skip it, and most of the times they made excuses when the school called, like being sick etc.

So the answer to this question is that I haven't lied to them because I never needed to.

BigChris · Answer

I use one of my preexisting conditions and say shit like I'm in the park, my parents know I do whatever the fuck I want when I want and so don't care too much. But in your case talk about being really unwell or something, or even along the lines of someone took your bag on the train/bus and so you had to try to catch up with them

Hurlyburly · Answer

Well I never skipped classes until I was 18 so I never had to come up with any excuses towards my parents.
The best thing would be to be honest and to apologize I guess. They are your parents, they won't kill you. But if they notice that you lie they might get really disappointed and I doubt that thats what you want.

Sheyhoney · Answer

Tell them you went to go talk to your counselor about college scholarships and school stuff and that took up a lot of time so when you got back to the classes you had, the system automatically counted you absent.
This works, trust girl 😉😂

SingleDaddy35 · Answer

Tell you had good intentions, but you got sharted in your paints and were deff. Not going too school with crap in your underwear but was too embarrassed too go home right away. I mean come on.. everyone has been their or a situation at some point in their life like that. Lol 😂😉 J/S.

Izumiblu · Answer

The best lie is just to say you didn’t wanna go to school and wanted a day away doing nothing. Take your punishment for skipping but not for whatever wrong thing you were actually skipping for.

wingattebaby16 · Answer

Well you were abducted by aliens  Seriously, take the hard path and tell them the truth. It will let them trust you if you come clean

rebecca10127 · Answer

When I wag I use the excuse that me (or my friend) was going through a lot and was in tears so couldn't go to class. Always works on my teachers and probably would with parent as well

TripleAce · Answer

Just say you weren't feeling and youu were just laying on the grass at school

Anonymous · Answer

I used to say I was in class but my teacher didn't count me present, or we had a substitute and she didn't count us present. lol well my parents didn't really care but that excuse did work

Curmudgeon · Answer

The other kids are rotten bullies, they were out to get you that day, so you hid. This has the advantage of quite possibly being TRUE, depending.

Logorithim · Answer

It's worse if you lie. They'll punish you more severely than if you tell the truth.

Anonymous · Answer

Just say you were late and your teacher didn't see you
Or
Write a note (not like your writing) saying
To whom it may concern ____ was absent for _____ class on January the __ 2015 and will be there next class.
Signature _________ (just put your mom or dad's name and last name)

OralMayhem · Answer

Just tell them the truth. That school gets in the way of the things you want to do with your life and your not going to go anymore. If they don't like that answer tell them tough, to kick you out then.

Paris13 · Answer

"I was so freakin' sick, I had to go to a Friend's house and rest."xx

Chantel00 · Answer

Just say school is hard and you needed a break for your sanity

Alice2398 · Answer

Told them my math teacher was a prick and they understood

amoamare · Answer

Tell em u were there,. Doing the janitor, they won't want to know next time

Highsxhoolstudent15 · Answer

Say that you forgot to check in so you were automatically marked absent for all your classes.

stuntbrain · Answer

Needing to lie about skipping school means I didn't do enough to cover my ass in planning this escape.

DamnMan · Answer

Tell the truth. They'll never expect that shit. Then, add how hard school is and how hard the classes are.  Show tears.

aahan_jain · Answer

Tell the truth to your parents. Whatever excuse you make. They will know in time. If you really love your parents tell them truth.

2opaz · Answer

Tell them Timmy was being made fun of for wearing sketchers the other day

aditya_evol69 · Answer

Tell them that you felt ashamed of showing up to everyone with your messed up dress... you can add anything

Ninene · Answer

Tell them that you had clean up after sniffing cocaine

jacquesvol · Answer

[holy mode ON] I didn't do that before I was 18. [holy mode OFF]

lavendergoon93 · Answer

Working on a project for another class that requires you to roam the hallways in search of something n you got caught up talking to another staff member about what you were doing

anafro · Answer

Don't lie. Just give them a reasonable explanation as to why you didn't go. If you keep up with your school work, you may find they let you miss a day or two.

Jasmine_IV · Answer

When they don't have strickt agendas of everyone just tell them you had an appointment of some sort.

HereIbe · Answer

You needed some extra cash, so you were walking around downtown selling your pussy.

madeline20 · Answer

say that people were making fun of you so you sat in the staircase all day idk🤷🏻‍♀️

Danielson2112 · Answer

I just told my dad i didn't wanna stay there so i walked home😂

Anonymous · Answer

You needed a mental health day or a friend was having an emergency

Avatar420 · Answer

I've been caught loads of times ditching from school but never gave an excuse but I've since dropped out so I might not be the most reliable source

Anonymous · Answer

The vest way us yo actually go to school you degenerate.

Luvy_Shekhu · Answer

I want to go bt teachers do make feel down.. 😁😁👌

Littletad · Answer

It's really in your best interest NOT to lie.

5ara8ear · Answer

Just go to school! Bam solution.

TheDreamRunner · Answer

You fell asleep on the way

BOUNTYGUY9 · Answer

l always went to school for my dinner

valualty · Answer

Tell thrm exactly why

abc3643 · Answer

Abducted by aliens.

nick7696 · Answer

nope confront what u did

woooooooo · Answer

Tell them you just didn't feel like going.

Morgan_1422 · Answer

You were hungry and went for food

Smegskull · Answer

Depression.

JesseTheMan · Answer

"I was sick"

Nice222 · Answer

Just be honest.

i_M_Devu · Answer

Loose motions.. 😂

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