Can you break your butt?

[xnevershoutkillerx]

Okay so my boyfriend fell down the stairs today and he keeps saying he "broke his butt and his left "butt cheek is numb" and I keep telling him you can not break your butt your tail bone is another story how can I make him understand that you can't not brake it and I can't stop laughing since I fell down the stairs texting but its so funny how I make him under stand that your butt is something you can break?

[labratcreations]

you can break the coxyx (idk how to spell it)

However, I do not think he has. it would not be numb, it would be likely black and blue in between the cheeks, and it hurts to sit, and walk and do anything pretty much.

He probably just hurt the muscle.

[KarenW]

I'm not scientist or anything, but I think the fatty acids in his 'assz' has seeped out and is obstructing the sound assessment in his cranium. This is very dangerous. Tell him to report to a nearby emergency room IMMEDIATELY.

[thealpha]

lol

[GiveitaShance]

I fell down the stairs once and hit my tailbone pretty hard at a weird angle and landed funny. I couldn't sit properly for a little over a year cus it's too painful. It's fine now but evry once and a while it will hurt

[OlderAndWiser]

He could certainly break his coccyx or his pelvis, but he has probably deeply bruised his ass muscle. It's not funny of you are the one in pain, and seeing someone else laughing about it can be quite irritating!

[cjwright79]

You can traumatize the muscle and connective tissue. It may not be 'broken' but it's certainly not tip-top.

Oh and a car has brakes, you don't want to break them.

[dryad]

Yes, I'd be laughing too. People falling down stairs, slipping on urine, making asses of themselves on this site, is uncontrollably funny to me.

[thatguyfromtoronto]

What happens when a guy gets hit square in the nut sack is that funny to ya? :-o

[thealpha]

brake?...lol

is it running away? ask him to tie his ass-cheek using a rope...

[Electric_Dreams]

Yeah Simpsons did it Simpsons did it SIMPSONS DID IT!

[toulouse]

stop laughing grow up and tell him to see a doctor..

[codycccccccccc]

Yes but your boyfriend sounds like a pussy I was regularly thrown downstairs growing up and I'm fine

[faithie_Artist]

Ok but was it carpet or hard wood?

[codycccccccccc]

Are stairs and basement was concrete

[Daniela1982]

You maybe fell on your head instead of your butt?

[codycccccccccc]

As my IQ dropped around 50 points from grade 5 to when adulthood I probably did

[bunny420]

There is bone under ass. Bones can break. Therefore he can break his ass.

[spartan55]

Your boyfriend sounds like a pussy.

[Secret6620]

You can break your tail bone. 💜💚💙

[Desires]

ass has bone in it man.

[Anonymous]

You can hurt the muscle.I think that's about it...

[scooogy]

Sure, I already have a crack in it 😜

[No_Archons]

Well. put

[spop1]

Probably talking bout his tailbone

[Lance1965]

You can break your tail bone.

[CaptainSmartass]

Ask Bart Simpson.

Simples...

[Hurdleez-Swampede]

You probably can.

[Hesam_HZ]

try your best!