
Men, do you fall asleep with the T. V. remote clutched in your hand?

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No I don't really watch TV anymore but when my kids were little I used to put the remote in my sock and I would be sitting on the couch almost falling over pretending like I was sleep I kind of have my legs crossed my hand down by my ankle right in the middle of their show I would change the channel and I'd almost be snoring let me look around going how that happened what happened you need start arguing if you go to bed wake up Dad dad wake up but what do you guys want what you guys doing Channel just keeps changing all by itself I would say bologna come on I can't change myself where's the remote at what you guys lost the remote where is it how to say when you guys wake me up when you find the remote they be searching all around the house to make sure you know they be playing something else can I turn on the football game LOL if they have TVs in their rooms but I guess so did I but that wasn't the point the point was made messing with you yeah if I was you I would kill his other hand with whipped cream take a feather and tickle his nose which one is you going to hit his face with the whipped cream or the channel changer and if you did it every night I'm sorry but I'd be taking it out of his hands every night either that or I would call the cable company and I did another remote programs and what I would do a letter just get a universal remote at Walmart or whatever so when he does that you just go get your universal remote change the channel or you could really mess with him and put it in your sock LOL and pretend like you're sleeping
We did something similar to our son once. He was a good sport.
Not the same, but I was listening to a radio talk show once, and a lady called in and said that when she got home from work, her husband had fallen asleep on the couch with his pants pulled down, and a porno movie was playing on the TV... LOL
Ok... That would call for a bucket of cold water. 👿
LOL I guess he thought he'd get away with it before the wife got home... LOL... Not so!
I'd love to know how that turned out. 😂
Amazon Alexa controls the tv’s by voice, also have a remote control app on my phone.
Thank you for mhg.
Buy a second remote. We just bought a new one 'cos our old one went fubar.
That might be the way to go! I'm going to look into it.
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nope... I never fall asleep at places or doing things, other than my bed at sleep time..
but my older brother would do this a lot, so I just bought a second remote for the TV... lol, it's very easy to find them online
Ok, I didn't know I could pair more than 1 remote with the TV.
and it could make for some funny pranks... if he doesn't know about it, lol
At least one of us will think it's funny.
lolol
No; but then, I don't have a TV. You do know that you can just buy another remote, right? Your phone may even have the ability (I think they call it "IR blaster") to serve as one itself.
I didn't know I could pair more than one remote at a time.
I suppose modern TVs might not let you; it's been a while. But then, you can use that- either by "taking" the remote by just switching to another and then moving it back without disturbing him, or by playing a prank with it.
No I’m always losing the damn thing. I got one you can make beep at you now so it ain’t so bad
I wouldn't mind if we lost our remote... and TV. 😈
Yeah I kinda feel the same. I don’t watch tv much except at night and it’s usually docs I’m watching the history of ancient Sumeria
It wouldn't matter. With my TV, you can also use your phone to control everything if you wish. The remote control is nicer in that it has real physical buttons, but the phone can still do everything the remote can do.
No, I barely watch TV and certainly don't watch it anytime near bedtime.
It's 7pm here. 😂
I do not, but if your husband does, get yourself your own remote.
That's what I might do... but it'll be my dirty little secret. 😈
The kitchen! 😂
I do this sometimes. I also got my wife her own remote control. Some nights we have dueling remotes.
I tried the b**chy move of raising my voice, "So what are you watching?" He knew exactly what's on! 😂😂😂
Ha! Yeah right. I shut the tv off once because he left the room. You would have thought I threw it in the trash. WWIII was on!
LOL! That might work! Omg, why didn't I think of that?
@TrueConfection you are most welcome.
Thanks
Nope. I do often fall asleep listening to a documentary or theological debate/discussion.
But not clutching the remote?
No remote clutching lol.
No thank god.. But i have fallen asleep in front of the TV.. Which is embarrassing.
Do you have a smart TV? I know i have a Roku Tv.. Which means i dont need a remote, i have an app on my phone that can control it.
Yes, but I haven't hooked it up to wifi because I don't use the TV. I really just want to turn it off.
no tv in room, bad idea. don't like phones in room either but have to.
with my woman in arms,
No i dont watch tv anymore. havnt for about 4yrs or so. its a waste of money.
I wouldn't miss having a TV at all.
Lol, no I don’t really fall asleep in front of the tv unless it’s a scheduled nap show.
What is a nap show?
A show I know will put me to sleep. Usually I’ll put on a bad movie about 2pm on Saturday.
Just to bore yourself to sleep?
Yup.
I think that's what my husband does too. Zzzzzz
I may fall asleep but the remote is almost always on the arm of the recliner. My SO can change the channel or turn the TV off... and let me sleep.
it’s our natural instinct to protect the remote from bad female tv choices 😛😂
I knew it! 😂😂😂
No, I have it beside my bed, but if the TV gets turned off and all is silent I wake up.
I never do, probably because I always shut the TV off before I go to bed since I can’t sleep with the TV on
you could literally move 3 feet, to change it on the tv. you don't HAVE to have the remote. also, i don't think grabbing it, will wake him, unless he's a light sleeper
im not. I could sleep through a tornado
STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING
Not this TV. I could unplug it, but there are no buttons. I thinking prying his fingers open would be a rude awakening.
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I don’t watch tv barely ever. So no… and definitely not with a remote in my hand
No I don't I fall asleep with my phone in my hand that can be very dangerous
Nope. I've never done that.
Yet 😋
I don't think I'll ever do this.
I hope not for your family's sake. lol
On the weekends this happens to me all the time
Why the weekends?
Get back home from drinking with the guys put on tv for an hour or 2 and fall asleep still holding the remote sometimes 😂
Ohhh... That makes sense. 😋
You learn to use the tv manually.. you can change the channel from the TV
Not ours. I can only unplug it if I pull it away from the wall.
If that is the worst thing, you got it made.
Absolutely! 💕❤
I don't have a TV so no lol
I could live without the TV too.
I don't. It's usually on the couch arm.
No- it usually falls from my hand as I drift off.
Don't even own a remote
No i usually cut the tv off
TV in 2022?
Yeah, some old folks still like the television.
Nope.
Nope
Never
Lol no
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