Why does he keep coming back?

[Anonymous]

So, I use to see this guy. We were doing a friends with benefits type thing. He would end it for some reason. Now he keeps coming back and I'm not sure why. Why does he keep coming back?

[Anonymous]

This is quite the mystery. I'm not sure.

[spartan55]

Yeah, I had to really think this one over.

[Opinion Owner]

@spartan55
I once worked in a school cafeteria. I saw a kid that had this written on his T-shirt.

I couldn't stop laughing, because it's so very true.

I'm not a violent person, but I have a black belt in sarcasm.

I was driving to my boring fucked up job, and I was driving below the speed limit. A cop pulls me over...

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: I'm not sure, but I suspect it's because you're a fucking idiot.

He let me go with a warning. lol

[spartan55]

@OpinionOwner
That shirt is genius. I really try to not be a constant sarcastic red ass on here, but some days...

[Opinion Owner]

@spartan55
You have to be in order to maintain your sanity on this site.

Girl asks: "Guys say I'm pretty, what does it mean?"
I swear, ten thousand morons will attempt to explain to her what was obviously a joke.
They have the IQ of dryer lint.

[spartan55]

Really? You can't be that dense... He comes back for the free pie 🥧 DUH

[Asker]

He only has sex with me but will date girls

[spartan55]

According to who? Him? What's your point?

[ZSean]

He just wants to fuck. Pretttty obvious