Him: What will you cook today?
Me: Nothing because I was invited to the movies later on and afterwards we’ll be going out to eat.
…. he asks what movie I’ll be watching.
Fast forward later into the conversation…
He sends me a comedy video of a thug taking out a girl on a date.
Him: That’s the dude that’s going to take you out to the movies.
At no point whatsoever did I tell him if I’d watch a movie with a guy or a girl.