Guys do you stand or sit when you pee? Girls how does your man pee sitting or sitting? Guys would you feel like you would be judged if you sit?

[Msputiton]

[StrongMale]

I never, ever sit to pee. Why would I do that? Why would I unbuckle, unzip, pull down my pants and underwear and sit down on the toilet, when I can just undo my pants, pull out my penis and pee? Peeing while standing is one of the cool perks of having a penis! I have heard that it might be healthier for males to sit when they urinate, as something about the sitting position helps to void the bladder more completely. But I just don’t ever feel the desire to go to the extra effort, when I can just unzip and pull it out, let it fly, shake it off, put it back in, zip up and be on my way. Sometimes, I like to go outside, pull everything out and pee totally hands free. Exhilarating! 😁

[MelvinGeek]

Sitting down.

There are certain times when "emergencies" happen that lead me to do it standing up... because, well, I can. :P

But if there's a toilet seat available, and I'm not in such a rush, I'm ALWAYS going to opt to sit down and relax for a bit. It's a habit I developed because I used to do a lot of Game Boy gaming way back in my middle school days that I would often bring it with me to the bathroom... and then stay in there for a while even well after I've done my business.

[dustybiker]

I’m not allowed to talk about my family or friends directly here. I don’t blame them for feeling that way. 😶

[dustybiker]

I did ask. It was a red light. *snort*

[Msputiton]

Lmao understood

[musicbrain5]

He stands to pee, but really I don’t care what he does, lol.

[FilmGuy93]

I prefer to sit. I'm lazy like that lmao

[LikeALog]

Normally, I stand to pee. It's simpler and faster to use the urinal than to unbuckle, unbutton and unzip to sit down and then refasten everything.
I read that guys can empty more urine out of their bladders by sitting to urinate, so if I'll be driving a long distance I sit to pee before leaving my house. And No, my SO has never made a comment about it.

[LikeALog]

Oh, I a guy that remembers to put the toilet seat down afterwards by the way.

[RichardoStyle]

(I am sitting peeing men
even though i'm male. I always pee sitting up like a woman. In fact, most women congratulate me for being the man who sits peeing.)

[DannyUk2017]

I used to stand, but because of the butt pressure, not everything was coming out... and after a minute needed to pee again, then one day i decided to see/feel how is to sit... the whole thing changed... i don't feel the same pressure again, i can pee more relaxed, and no urging to pee again after, so yea its a Sit for me, plus that, whomever comes/uses the toilet after me, can't complain that "i peed the seat" 🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♂️

[mstbooblover]

Mostly standing, but sometimes sitting if maybe a poo may present itself also. By the way, what is there to be judged about if a guy sits to pee?

Concerning having a pee while sitting, long ago, when my wife and I stayed in New Delhi (India) during a vacation, we noticed that when men were peeing in some corner of a street, they always stooped. As far as I know, men in the West in the same kind of circumstances always pee standing, be it in a forest, park, or against some wall.

[UnknownSwede]

Always sit if I'm at home or at a friend's/clean bathroom. It's comfortable and you don't have to worry about some accidental pee getting on the seat or even the floor.

Seems to be a strange thing with male ego that some men got, that they have to stand up and pee.

[Sixgunsound]

I’m not sure why it matters, and anyone who wants to judge how someone pees really needs to get a life.

[Msputiton]

Agree. Some guys are taught it's unmanly

[Sixgunsound]

I can imagine the job of bathroom auditor would leave someone really pissed off by the end of the day, but it still beats being pissed on🤣

[Msputiton]

Lmao

[Anonymous]

My man stands to pee, but the thing about men is that they tend to belch and fart while they pee due to their high testosterone levels which give them horrible gas. If they sit to pee, when they inevitably release their masculine pee-fart, it echoes too loudly, so standing to pee as a man is common courtesy

[hafinjun]

Do I really care what some immature kid thinks about me sitting to pee like a girl, I am bi and yes I suck men off on occasion, I have some really slutty lingerie in my drawers for when I'm in touch with my feminine side, and you want to criticize me for peeing like a girl because my knees have no cartilage left,😃👹

[HaveNoName]

I definitely judge the fucking bastards who stand up and pee in a stall without taking the seat up. If you need to stand up and pee, pee in the urinal. If there is no urinal, use your fucking hands with a toilet paper or your fucking feet to put the lid up.

What do I judge? I judge what a pathetic mother you came from who never had the decency or the character to teach you.

[Chazmatazz269]

I don’t care what others think. My toilet stays cleaner longer because i sit down when i pee.

[Msputiton]

Lmao great answer

[humanearth]

I stand and spin in circles while peeing. That way all walls get a piss coating

[Msputiton]

You monster 😭

[Jaximus-Lion]

When am home or other homes, i sit. When i am out, i always lift the toilet seat. If there is a urinal, am going there with a piece of paper in my hand. I am a hygiene freak and i admit it

[Anonymous]

I prefer to sit so my balls can dangle in the water lol

[Msputiton]

🤣🤣🤣

[Fuentes]

Any man who sits when he pees is SuS af we got urinals for a reason. We stand up unless we shitting

[Msputiton]

Lmao

[OpenClose]

I always stand. I don't feel like I'll be judged or anything if I sit. I just find it so inconvenient by comparison.

[SnowedIn]

I pee standing up unless there would be a reason to sit down (not sure what that would be). Don't know that I'd be judged...

[Pete671]

I sit, my penis is too small to aim properly,,,

[Msputiton]

@9214xs see now I'm confused🤔

[9214xs]

Hahaha I told you! Maybe if you know a small guy, ask for a live demonstration 😂 the balls prop up the penis so for us small guys the aim is off!

[Msputiton]

@9214xs yeah but you said you can't sit because it's too small.
He says he sits because it's too small.
🤷🏾‍♀️
And no i don't want to see a guy pee.

[9214xs]

Maybe both our techniques are off or he is like
Micro penis small? I’m under 5” but not micro lengths haha

[Pete671]

@9214xs I'm just under 5 inches hard, 2-4 inches soft, when towards 2 inches there is not enough length to get a proper hold on it lol,,,

[9214xs]

Yeah but when you sit down to pee and have straight posture, isn’t your penis pointing straight forward since it’s small?

[9214xs]

@Pete671 Yeah but when you sit down to pee and have straight posture, isn’t your penis pointing straight forward since it’s small?

[Pete671]

@9214xs yes so I have to fold it down lol,,

[Gooddaze]

All depends if I’m half asleep. Or have some wood and really have to go.

how do you pee?

[Msputiton]

I do a triple flip into a cartwheel

[Gooddaze]

I have tired that. But can never land the cartwheel. So dang hard.

[Msputiton]

Very true

[NathanDavis]

I just do the natural thing to do...

stand, aim... and then miss, anyway