Best revenge on an older brother?

[Anonymous]

My older brother keeps picking on me and throwing me on the ground for fun and I said stop it or I will hurt you and he laughed and said 'you can't hurt me even if you tried' and I want to catch him off guard next time and really really cause him pain but i don't know what to do that is best for this? He is around twice my height and weight so it will be really difficult to hit his face with something but he has really strong abs muscles so punching his stomach will hurt my hand more then him and stomping on his toes isn't going to really really cause him a lot of pain like I want to. Any suggestions?

Please don't tell me "violence isn't the answrr" I know it isn't but in this case he asked for it literally!

[Bee-Hatch]

Well I guess you need to apply some basic physics. As you're smaller, and want to increase your force you'll need to extend your swing over a longer distance. maybe a small baseball bat?


Either that or get him in his sleep. Be creative if you're going to do that.

[Asker]

Hmmm that is genuous! I don't have a bat but he has a tennis ball sling shot in his room so the idea of him sleeping would be the best time to take it and score a shot with it on him but I don't want to do it to his face because eyeballs are off limits I am not going to hurt his eyes but I want to maximize the pain so maybe I could aim for his ribs or something? Maybe his toes! 😈

[LoveLillyBoobs]

throw red chili or salt in his eyes, bite on his hand or etc

[Asker]

So many evil ideas! 😈 I don't hurt eyes though I think that is off limits but maybe I could put chilli powder on the toilet paper or something lol

[LoveLillyBoobs]

hahahahaha
red chili powder on toilet paper will hurt him more lmao hahahahahahahaha

[Asker]

Lmao I think that is a good idea thank you for that one 🤣

[LoveLillyBoobs]

welcome little friend.

[LoveLillyBoobs]

I saw a answer on here this question, suggesting you to kick in your brother's...
its seriously so disgusting idea. don't do it.

[Asker]

I do the what what? What do you mean? 😅

[LoveLillyBoobs]

a guy was saying you that kick in your brother's balls to get revenge from him.
so I'm saying don't hit in his balls at all

[Asker]

So you think his balls should be off limits to? Why it's not like I can make him go blind like if I did something to his eyes?

[LoveLillyBoobs]

I'm not saying to make him blind by doing something with his eyes.
he is your brother.
there are fights and fun in between every brother and sister.
but it doesn't mean that you will hurt him so much that he will become a handicap etc.
you want revenge so get a decent and not over the limits.
kicking in balls or hitting in his eyes is not good at all.

[Asker]

But why are his balls off limits though? He has kicked me in my vagina before and I just kicked him back in his knee and he got a bruise and it was over lmao

[LoveLillyBoobs]

its so hurting when someone got hit in balls.
its really so painful.
also its related to sexual things.
and if you will hit in balls then maybe your brother will hit you at chest (breasts) or poke your nipples. and then this fight will go in sexual side.

[Asker]

Woh wtf why would it get sexual that's gross. Kicking him in his balls is not sexual it just hurts him a lot so that is why I would do it to get back at him and I don't think he would bother poking my nipples because not only is that weird but it isn't painful at all?

[Shah11]

Kick his balls 😂😂

[Asker]

Never done that but surely that would not hurt as bad as getting his arm waxed in his sleep or something right?

[Shah11]

You're cute 🤣🤣

[Asker]

Huh? Thanks but huuuuuuh?