I don't eat a lot but since I'm going to work out (again) I need to eat more. How do I do that?

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

I eat like a rabbit. I need to eat life a wolf. No a bear. No a bobcat. A bobcat. How do I go from eating like a rabbit to eating like a bobcat? I need more calories but am too lactose intolerant to eat those calorie filled superfat shakes.

[bellegirl16]

Lean protein. I eat lots of hard boiled egg whites. I also do lots of smoothies. I don't love protein shakes either, but I try to do at least half of one after every workout. Drink lots of water and eat every few hours. If you start working out a ton it will make you ravenous!

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Alright, I can do this. I can totally do this! Ravenous! I feel so... tired. ._.

[bellegirl16]

You can totally do it! You'll actually get more energy too. Good luck!

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Thank you!

[madhatters4]

eating salads helps expand your stomach so you can eat more.

otherwise you just have to go for higher calorie content in foods which you can burn off

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Salads! I can do salads. That might be the ticket!

[madhatters4]

I actually saw this about competitive eaters. they eat salads because it's essentially empty nutrients that can help expand the stomach so they can eat lots of other foods later

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

How long does it take to work? I have 59 days of this program left.

[madhatters4]

what I saw was them start training about a week and a half. now these are people that were eating like 200 hotdogs or something so I imagine it starts happening after a day or so that you may notice that you can eat a bit more

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

I'm excited! I will buy a head of iceberg lettuce! Then I will eat that head of iceberg lettuce or puke trying!

[madhatters4]

haha. that's the spirit!!

[yaddayaddayadda02]

Clearly you have to kill and eat your own meat.

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Do I need a spear? I do not own a spear.

[yaddayaddayadda02]

Do bobcats use spears? HELL NO! You gotta bite that shit.

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

For some reason this conversation has gotten me pumped. :/ This cannot be healthy.

[knotme]

Meat, meat, poultry, fish, and nuts

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Is meat in there twice because I need to pay double the attention?

[knotme]

Yes sir not a miss type

[knotme]

How are you feeling today by the way?

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

,_, I don't actually eat a lot of meat. I don't know if my tummblywummbly can handle it.

[knotme]

tell your tummbywummbly to man up and eat like a bobcat

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

How do I feel today? Tired. Angsty.

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

I WILL! I AM SO PUMPED!

[knotme]

That's the adrenaline, you see your prey in site

[knotme]

No bitches and hoes today? haha

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

I almost feel like drinking a Mountain Dew.

[knotme]

Ewwwwww, gross

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

I never have any bitches or hoes. I've not the game. Also, it is gross, it's pure piss-colored sugar, but that's me on fire!

[knotme]

They are not for u anyways, you need a tigress to tame you

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

I was just thinking that at lunch! I was like "What would I want in a partner?" and I realized I need someone who will outwit me and beat me up regularly! :D

[knotme]

hahah, I would agree, you need a warrior ninja

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Where does one find one? Is it expensive to feed a bobcat man and ninja warrior woman? I hope she has a job.

[knotme]

It not expensive at all bobcats hunt and ninja warriors get the fruit of the spoil.

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Ninja warriors eat raw guts? Ninja are hardcore. @_@

[knotme]

So, do bobcats that's why they are so compatible.
Raw guts galore

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

... Do bobcats eat intestines? That sounds gross. I am not sure I could do that. Actually it all sounds gross now that I think about it.

[knotme]

okokok, maybe mermaid, they eat fish, but that's raw as well. damn with guts

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Ants? Do ants eat guts?

[knotme]

No, but I think they are too small for you

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Should I just go Blue Whale? Krill don't seem "gutty".

[knotme]

hmmmmmm, I do believe you will get as much protein you need in that type of nutrient.

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

So I've gone from Bobcat (RAWR AWESOME!) to Blue Whale (Nyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh! [whale sound?]) but I'm not as pumped being the largest thinger on the planet anymore.

[knotme]

I still think a bobcat is the best, what's a little blood amongst companions

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

,_, I have no companion. 4vrlne

[knotme]

Ah...:(

[NoblesseOblige]

Mcdonalds. Multiple patties.

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Ugh. I know this is an option but... That's like selling your soul to Belial.

[NoblesseOblige]

No way. Delicious and gets the job done!

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

>_> Let's agree to disagree on agreeing.

[NoblesseOblige]

Ok fine. Then just nice fatty meat. Make your own hyoooooooge burgers with whatever.

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Bison? :(

[NoblesseOblige]

Elephant?

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Too expensive.

[NoblesseOblige]

Hmm gazelle.

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

I've never tasted that before. Isn't it "gamey"? What does that even mean?

[NoblesseOblige]

Mcdonalds.

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Well.. that explains more of the universe than I thought.

[NoblesseOblige]

lol how's that?

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

McD's is gamey and people like it but hate game? The human condition spilled out before us all.