What's the funniest thing that a partner has drunkenly confessed to you? (Page 2)

[azeh21]

I accidentally came out as bisexual to all my moms side of the family. Did I mention they are all homophobic rednecks.

[Anonymous]

I was told I was loved and being cuddled up... do people show their real feelings when they are drunk?

[coachTanthony]

they get uninhibited... wouldn't say it's their "feelings"

[keenaonthemoon]

That he got to touch celeb boobs

[DrPussweimer]

I can touch your boobs if it makes you feel better so the next time you are drunk you can tell him that the infamous pussweimer had touch ya tiddiz XD

[LokiWhite]

@DrPussweimer Ew

[DrPussweimer]

Well as ugly as you are id imagine your boyfriend is ew to.

[CarpetDenim]

@DrPussweimer Idiot, the girl didn’t call you ew, an entirely different person did. Hilarious that you suddenly think she’s ugly when you’re the one begging her to let you touch her boobs. 🙄

[DrPussweimer]

Damn i guess that sucks huh

[DrPussweimer]

Lokiwhites a bitch now, fuck you loki XD

[DrPussweimer]

Sorry keen, i will still touch your boobs if you need me too 😂😂😂😂

[Mrblooo]

My friend told me I said he was ugly n he told me I was to n we both laughed

[1828avaava1828]

lol there's been a few!!

[coachTanthony]

We only need one lol

[AndrewMG]

@1828avaava1828 That Paulie would beat Lobov?

[1828avaava1828]

@AndrewMG HA!!

[RobertToast1828]

@1828avaava1828 That Toasty would beat Ava?

[Loving_Husband]

That she's had sex with a woman

[TacosRAwesome]

No idea. I'm usually the lightweight.

[Anonymous]

That I was better endowed than her ex-husband

[jadoe]

Lol 😳

[lovelyboy85]

one tits is bigger more of one

[coachTanthony]

You drunk?

[lovelyboy85]

no just one of my balls more bigger than one