What's the most simp-like thing you've done? Or what the most simp-like thing someone has done to/for you?

[Anonymous]

What's the most simp-like thing you've done? Or what the most simp-like thing someone has done to/for you?

[hellacray]

Well it wasn't really done to me but in high school I knew a guy that was obviously a simp.

One time he had a pack of candy and I asked if I could have a piece he said no. A girl walks by saying she loved that candy. And then he offers it to her.

Another time I asked if I could compare notes because the teacher was going too fast and went to the next page. So I missed part of it. Of course he said no. Next day a different girl asks to see if she can copy his notes cause she missed or skipped class. He pulls it out in no time.

Like it was so obvious that he was giving girls special treatment. And he did stuff like this in other classes I was in with him.

And I swear there was another time where we split into pairs for a project and he did the whole thing while the girl just got a free A.

[Aaron_Stone]

That's simp by default. 😅

[Aakash_Hangargi]

The definition in pic seems to be kinda my MOJO I guess I always knock on the doors of those women who has them closed on me but instead of moving on simply something makes inside me to try harder but someone taught me a lesson now I think it was quite necessary it added a value to my life I would like to apologise to the person again if they will see it and thank you

[Asker]

The anti-simp God forgives you

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Yeah thanks man, I am really feeling fresh now, I used to feel like Simpson now I feel my simpness is washed away 😇😂👌
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[Aakash_Hangargi]

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[Asker]

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[Aakash_Hangargi]

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[Alice2398]

Errr there was this guy I used to work with who used to be way over the top with me and touch me and tell me i was pretty whenever id act uncomfortable about it hed play victim and just say hecwas trying to make friends and claimed to be a feminist 🙄.

We didn't even get on that well and one time he came looking for my house to give a bottle of expensive gin for Christmas because i didn't win it in the Christmas raffle at work like i wanted to. Most people would think that was really nice but if you knew him personally youd find it creppy af. Hed also bought his ex fuck buddy gifts, take her to the cinema and bought her a valentines gift all when she already had a boyfriend and he had a girlfriend.

[Asker]

oH dEaR gOd

[AzureGirl]

Not quite sure if this counts but there was a guy I briefly dated who threw a temper tantrum because he just wanted to sleep with me and I didn’t want to. So he created drama, blamed it on me, and ghosted me. And like an idiot I waited for him to talk to me again and tried to excuse what he did for a few months.

[Asker]

Yeah, I think that would classify as simp-like behavior. Because he places the importance of sex with a woman higher than the importance of his dignity.

[ItzLaura]

Not gonna lie, I'm a bit of a simp when it comes to buying guys things, but for me I don't do it to try and get in their pants but more because I enjoy it and I like making people happy, apart from that guys haven't really been simps to me

[Random_Guy_Online]

That's not being a simp. That's being a good person

[ItzLaura]

Oh well that clears it up haha though the definition of being a simp is changing every five minutes

[Mrsao]

Opposites connect in this world

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

I got handed a job and a pay I didn't qualify for.

[Rei02]

Thanks for the definition, now that is a real one and it doesn't include the part of acting or feigning being nice or a doormat with the illusion of having sex.

In the first definition, I can say that everyone has been a simp once in life, and we can still be.

In the second, it can be sometimes confused with being respectful and give women their place, depending on the situation.

I am not a guy, but if I take the second term, then I can say that I have been a simp as well. To a guy I had a crush on, I helped him with his homework, gave him my favourite photo of the class which I made everyone sign, put up with him when he was late, when he was in bad mood, when he didn't pay me attention in his birthday party, and a year later, in my birthday, he brought another girl who I think he did so he could break definitely my heart.

During all that time I respected his space, I didn't want to act like a harrasser nor a creep, even I respected the long distance situation when he return to his natal state, but my heart put him in a high pedestal that when another suitor came to my life, my heart doubted (although I dated the second in the end, a similar situation like Mordecai of Regular Show).

[CupcakeKiller]

I poured boiling hot bacon grease in a plastic container once.

Best simp story: my friend's sister... when we were all teens on the fourth of July we would cut open fireworks and combine them to make obscenely large fireworks. We opened one and it had gun powder pellets instead of powder. She fuckin ran off all proud of herself and came back with a HAMMER to "grind the pellets". I'm happy to report she is now a normal functioning adult but god damn...

[ZackBan]

If I'm being honest during my early teenage years I could have written the Simp guid book but now there's just no way I'll ever Simp again. In fact I wish I could go back in time and beat the stupidity out of my younger self

[Asker]

What would be your weapon of choice? 👦📝

[ZackBan]

Well it's a "personal" matter so it's only fitting I do it with my bare hands. Plus if scars carry over into future me I wouldn't want to damage my body.

[nopedydoo]

the most I've simped was gone out of my way to find memes for him that ik hed appreciate. but a guy took a class with a pretty big commitment (its a real world proffesional business class and includes an ap class) just bc i was taking it and it was on sustainability and he has 0 interest in...

[VanityFair748]

When I was 13, I got to know that guy who was 7 years older than me as I remember and we were friends for like two months, then my classmates took away my phone and texted something to him after what he stopped communicating with me. He didn't want to do anything with me after that, but I used to beg him and text him time by time for years and got over it quite late. I really disturbed that guy, he even changed his phone number for me 😅

[4eyes2mouths]

Treated her with respect.

I think simp is so misused in our day. You could say something nice to a woman and someone will call you a simp. Like it's a bad thing. If you feel the need to not but her on a pedestal than why tf are you even talking to her?

[just_legit1998]

I kneeled infront of a woman while crying and kissed her toes in public. Then, she spitted on my face and her guy beat me up, then everybody laughed at me.

That was when I saw her with a guy she cheated on me with at the mall and I begged her back because I was thinking I did her wrong.

But that was a few years ago, I've already learned not to give away my dignity!

[Asker]

[Wolkmi]

That sound like a femdom scene

[Adam1978]

I guess I would be to simp to understand that I performed such an action. When it comes to done against me, I guess plenty of female moves, it's like do you actually expect me to react to that weak attempt, or other things that probably only make sense in a female brain.

[SirRexington]

I don't put anyone on a pedestal as I don't believe in idols or anything like that. Henry Rollins may be the exception to that rule though lol.

I don't believe I've ever simped. This suggests I was defending or doing something for a girl for no reason.

[moonpie89]

Not sure if this counts?

When first learning to drive , i started panicking because i couldn't get the car to stop. I'd turn the ignition off but the car was still moving. I completely forgot that I had to put the car in park 😂

[Asker]

Yeah that counts

[angeliquedevereux2]

I literally thought this guy was gay for like 3 months. We had sleepovers and went shopping for Christ's sake 😂
Turns out he was simping hard. Poor guy lol

[Levin]

I went shopping with a girl once. But I was like, 'damn girl, that booty look so good' every new dress.

[angeliquedevereux2]

Lol 😂

[Levin]

Or probably in a slightly more awkward English way. I can't remember which :)

[Asker]

How did you find out he was simping? 😂

[esova]

Because he was probably going out shopping with her hoping he can be with her.

[Jjpayne]

I'd say laying on the floor of a Wal-Mart pre co-vid but I think sometimes it's nice to do things that lack common sense, it helps us to vent

[Asker]

[Jjpayne]

Like that little guy

[WowwGirl]

Wtf is a simp?

You did this to yourself 🔥🔥🌋

[Asker]

lOoOk aT tHe dEsCrIpTiOn

[WowwGirl]

I can't see $hit but me whooping youa$$

[Asker]

[cheapshotbob]

[Asker]

[cheapshotbob]

XD

[Asker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klTa_sz6_Aw

[WowwGirl]

@cheapshotbob thanks man

[WowwGirl]

He's been lighting bolting me for days that guy

[cheapshotbob]

no problem , he is fun to pick with XD

[bamesjond0069]

My friend married a slut with a domineering personality and they got divorced after 6 months. Lucky he's a broke ass so he didn't have any money to lose. She tried with me first and i wouldn't even talk to her because it took two seconds to see how terrible she was. But he fell for her because she's really attractive. Sucks to be him.

[Liam_Hayden]

Nothing. Homey don't play that. Homey don't buy a book or go to an auction for one when the library has a huge supply for free. Homey don't suffer one-itis. Homey ain't no SIMPy McCUCKerson.

[Asker]

[Billlewis]

A few years ago I met a young college student who lived with her boyfriend, and they allowed me to serve them as a maid, and I went to clean their apartment once a week.

Best of all, as my reward for being their personal maid, they let me give him a foot massage after I was finished with my chores. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I always sneaked in a few kisses to his feet during his foot massage.

[Billlewis]

I don't think simps really believe that we're going to get any pussy from the beautiful women we grovel for. I think it's more a case of just wanting to humble ourselves to them and acknowledge their inherent superiority over us.

[crazy8000]

Can't say I have put any on pedestal or a like what I can remember. depends little on what you classify as simp-like behavior.

Have ben put on pedestal on and off and a like thing's.
Not that pleasant many times.

[humanearth]

Hand built my wife her own 15 foot by 20 foot log house on the property. Made it just like they did in the 18th century, just like our forefathers did. The logs came out of the woods. Everything came from my land