How to please a women? the list goes on and on How to please a guy? show up naked with a beer or food? So true lol?

[Finchie40]

I saw this meme and I cracked up because it is so true on many levels , A girl doesn’t have to worry about me cheating on her if she is treating me with love and respect and not withholding intimacy and affection from me and staying loyal and trusting to me , But sadly to keep her happy there is a whole list of things running through her mind to keep her happy and satisfied and if we don’t meet her requirements , we are literally a piece of shit in her eyes , and she will find every little flaw with you and push your buttons without pointing a finger at herself , When a girl starts disrespecting me or criticizing me and neglects me from intimacy and affection , I give it right back to her , to make it clear to her that what she is doing is wrong , cuz I know , I am not asking for much , so if she wants things done on her huge to do list the only way that shit is getting done , is if she walks into the room naked with a beer or food in her hand and let’s me have my way with her and I so wouldn’t hesitate to complete her to do list , if she respects me , I will so respect her, plain and simple but Sadly to find a girl like that , is so hard to come by these days because sadly
Most girls’ are selfish and only really think of themselves , they do not know how to remove selfishness in a relationship , Why it’s important to put your foot down to her and make her realize it’s ok for her to be wrong once in awhile , don’t ever let a girl disrespect you or she will walk over you and be drawn to another guy that is showing more masculine energy , mark my words

[Emerald55346]

I feel like its true to a certain extent women want a lot more than beer and food, but then again a lot of men don’t just want that in my experience lol, I think a lot of women struggle with knowing the difference between things that truly contribute to their happiness and separating that from desires. For me my desires are designer items but my needs are travel affection words of affirmation, occasional gifs, one date night a week if I get all that I’m very content. Oh yeah and kill the spider lol

[Finchie40]

Yea it takes more than beer and food and sex but most importantly for me is I want a girl that makes me feel wanted that only has eyes for me , that doesn’t compare me or criticize me and makes me feel like I am just an option , I want a girl that wants to see me smile that stands by my side no matter what obstacles we face , that makes me her priority , when a girl starts comparing me and makes me feel like I have to earn her love and respect or earn intimacy and affection , she is best just to walk out the door and make sure the door don’t hit her in the ass on her way out , she
Can’t expect me to give to her without receiving in return , my ex was the hardest relationship I even been through cuz she suffered anxiety and depression and she had PTSD / bi polar whatever the fuck she was diagnosed with oh apparently she has severe ADHD I just found out cuz my son has it , so trying to understand all these conditions played a fucking toll on me but that was the hardest relationship I have ever been in , it was like being in a relationship with Dr Jekyll Mr Hyde , she would love me then all of a sudden hate my fucking guts to the point I felt like I was walking on egg shells , I almost cheated on her but I stopped myself but part of me felt like I had a right to cheat on her cuz of how evil she was to me , I know cheating is wrong but I was very close to doing so since the other girl was giving me what my ex wasn’t , I was drawn to how the other girl was making me feel , complimenting me and making me smile so if it wasn’t for me reading about anxiety and depression and PTSD I probably would of cheated on her , no lie , cuz no matter what I did for her when she was going through her episodes was never good enough for her she would push every button in me and make me feel worthless like I was to blame when really she was the piece of shit , constant negativity and miserable , so being in a relationship with a girl like that has helped me see things the way I see

[Finchie40]

Things now , You can completely give your heart to someone and they can easily shit on it because they are a selfish person , they want their cake and want to eat it to , if someone can’t remove selfishness for you you can’t remove selfishness for them , there is no point on being in a committed relationship if you can not make your partner your number 1 priority period , If you can’t accept my flaws I sure as hell won’t accept yours , you can’t expect me to be loyal to you if you can’t be loyal to me period , Most people have selfishness in them and only really care about themselves , so i will not get into a relationship with a girl unless she can prove to me that she knows how to remove selfishness , I could of easily fucked that other girl but I didn’t , sadly I kick myself in the ass for not fucking her considering my ex ended up cheating on me , So for me to fully love someone again sadly they have to prove to me that they aren’t a piece of shit

[Quackthulu2]

So stop complaining on the internet and go please some men already.

[Guy13]

I think she needs to upgrade delivery to Makers or Jack at your place...

[SaoirseS]

Do you feel better now?