Jesus at last supper.
Breaks bread. "This is my body."
Pours wine. "This is my blood."
Opens jar of mayonnaise.
Judas, "I'm gonna stop you right there."
“Jesus loves you.”
A nice thing to hear at Christmas.
A terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
What is the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
A hooker does not hang around after getting nailed.
Did you know Jesus only had one climax his entire life?
We’re still waiting for the second coming.
Why was Jesus sad? He had plans to meet his apostles, but they left him hanging.
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Depends which "Jesus" you're talking about. The "White American one" didn't exist.
Also, depends which "Christianity" you're talking about as Western and Eastern Christianity are both very different from Coptic Christianity and the others.
As for Big Jes, no one can really make fun of him as no one knows him. There was no "Jesus" in that day, it's actually a Hellenised translation of "Joshua" or "Iseous" which is what his actual name name would have been. They didn't speak English back then.
I don’t think they are making fun of Jesus, I think they are making fun of their imaginary belief about who Jesus is. Less than 1% would make fun of Jesus if they knew who he was. They are making fun of a caricature that they mistakenly believe is the Jesus of the bible.
I'm Jewish, so I don't think about it at all. It has nothing to do with me, jesus has nothing to do with me.
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Like all religions I find it completely unbelievable. Many believers are quite intolerant of any expression of skepticism. I think this is because they have insisted so much into following any religion that the thought that it may not be true is very scary.
Saying "I'm offended" is a statement of feelings, and does not close discussion. People who are offended by others questioning their beliefs should leave the discussion and go back to watching the PTL club.I don't like christianity much. I don't care if someone mocks jesus. IF he exists, he's big enough to take a joke. If he exists and he can't take a joke, he doesn't deserve to be worshipped by anyone.
They got a right to believe in what they want. I dont care. For some it's all they have and I'm not about to take that away.
They tend to be hypocritical and tyrant supporting.
I make fun of Jesus a lot. So I don't care if you mock itThey made fun of Jesus in "South Park."
It's my religion. And if such people mock Jesus, I just they are going to hell anyways.
1 good 2 point out they only discriminate against Christianity but wouldn't say about islam
Authentic christianity would be a great idea but it hasn't been tried yet. Religion is not above satire or being mocked.
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