Have you ever wondered what the IQ of a blonde was?

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A blonde is driving through La Jolla, California, and can not figure out how to pronounce the name of the town.  She soon stops for lunch, and while ordering she asks the cashier, "Can you tell me where I am? ... like how do you pronounce it?"  The employee replies, speaking very slowly, "Burrrr-gerrrrr Kiiiiiiiing." A man goes to confession and says to the priest, "Father, I have sinned. I slept with five dumb blonde bombshells last night."  The priest says, "Go home, squeeze five lemons into a cup, and drink it really fast." The man asks, "Will that absolve me of all my sins?"  The priest says, "No, but it will wipe that smirk off your face."  A brunette walked by a blonde with a rope around her waist forcing it to tighten really hard. "What are you doing?", said the brunette. "I'm trying to commit suicide", the blonde told her.  "To do that you have to put it around your neck", said the brunette.  "I tried that", replied the blonde, ..."but I couldn't breath!" Q: Why do blondes like guys with cars that have tilt steering so much?  A: Because the guys can adjust it to give her more headroom. An excited blonde went to the local airport to try her first parachute jump. The instructor said "Once you jump out of the plane simply pull your ripcord and the chute will come out.  If for any reason your chute doesn't open, just pull on this 2nd cord and an emergency chute will open and you will land safely on the ground.  Once you land there will be a bus waiting to take you back to the airport". The blonde jumped out of the plane and pulled the ripcord but nothing happened. She then pulled the 2nd ripcord, but again, nothing happened. In a fit of frustration the blonde said, ..."You know the way things are going, I'll bet the bus isn't going to be there to pick me up either!" I hope you enjoyed the blonde IQ... :)

Lliam · Accepted Answer

Super funny take. Here are a couple more examples of blond IQ.

Q: Why were there 17 blondes standing outside the pub?
A: Because the sign said you have to be 18 to enter.

Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while. Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, "Hurry, hurry! It's going to rain and we left the top down!"

A blonde lady was stuck in a snowstorm when she remembered her dad's advice: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait until a snowplow drives by and then follow it." Eventually she saw a snowplow so she followed it along in her car. After 30 minutes, the snowplow driver stopped, got out, and walked up to the woman's car asking, "Lady, why are you following me?" She explained what her father had told her and the driver said, "Well I'm done with the Walmart parking lot now. Do you want to follow me to Best Buy?"

A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says, "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"

ZackBan · Accepted Answer

Well I know the sterio type but all blonds I know are not such airheads. Expect for one now that I think about it.

Daniela1982 · Accepted Answer

I might casually point out that you are a blonde too.

Why did the blond drown in the club pool?
She found a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom.

A blond calls up Guinness World Records and tells them she has a record to report. She says I did a 24 piece jigsaw puzzle in two months. The guys says, sorry to inform you but that is so far from a record that it wouldn't even be considered as such. So she says, I don't understand how it couldn't be because on the box it said 5-6 years.

Moonchild714 · Accepted Answer

😂😂😂😂😂😂 the Nurses took my phone away for a couple hours because I was laughing so hard; then I heard them laughing. LOL

razelove · Answer

Heh, love the blond jokes, I've never thought of IQ as a function of hair color, mostly I think of it as a flawed test. There was a book in... the 70's, early 80's maybe called the bell curve that studied IQ test results as a function of race as more confidence was put into the test and tests like it for education and employment.

It found that if you want to put faith in IQ testing, statistically you have to believe that some races are smarter than others, or simply that the test is flawed. I'd rather believe that standardized testing is flawed than what we're doing now, biasing what different races need to score on ACT and SAT tests to get into college.

Should there be a blonde bias? I've never known them to be special besides being, well, blonde lol

Jjpayne · Answer

I enjoy this so much when a girl does it because then it's ok to laugh at. Let a guy do this and he's in trouble. I totally understand the humor and value in dumb blonde jokes. Besides, girls like this kind of have it coming... "Its as if like movies.. Like are trying to.. like.. make fun of.. My pink head thing..." To which another girl like penny from big bang theory says "Its called a brain sweetie..."

chrissykerdock · Answer

blondes have more fun? it's tough to categorize the whole human race... especially when there's so many people out there... now that race is so important your seeing blondes getting phased out... TV always used dumb blondes and that's they're failure... TV shows should make well rounded chracters rather than using an easy cardboard character.

NearlyNapping · Answer

A pregnant blonde is talking to her friend.

Blonde: So how do you know if it will be a boy or a girl?
Friend: Well, if you were on top when you got pregnant it will be a little girl. If he was on top it will be a little boy.

The blonde pauses for a while, like she's trying to think.
Suddenly she bursts out crying.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong? What's wrong?
Blonde: I'm going to have a puppppy

Brainsbeforebeauty · Answer

😂😂😂love your jokes as always
I'm only half blonde, so half dumb lol
No really Hollywood started that dumb blonde bimbo stigma. I know a lot of very smart blondes.
I mean, you're blonde, right.
And your're as smart as you are funny, so that answers that😊

kymberz · Answer

sorry. i didn't read the post cuz i know way tooooo many blondes and they are the smartest, coolest people on the planet. and i love them. i call them all girlfriends and i must have a real thing for blondes or something?

holidaze · Answer

All that being said, cliches aside, I think you're pretty sharp Laurie. You're not fooling anyone.

Robertcw · Answer

I see you write this a lot. You should stop saying blondes are dumb, it's not true.

jennifer_bloom · Answer

I knew a very smart blond in my class - she got into Yale and was the top student in All of U of T before getting in there

abc3643 · Answer

Absolutely. Fortunately, the blondes I dated or were attracted to or married were all intelligent.

Ziggystar · Answer

Laying all jokes aside about the blond but some natural blonde women actually are pretty smart and intelligent

CapnHawk · Answer

Q. What do a blonde and turtle have in common? A. When their on their backs, they're both f**ked.

ask4any · Answer

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? There's white out on the monitor! 2 blondes walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it!!

NerdInDenial · Answer

I don’t judge someone’s intelligence based on hair color; it’s not rational.

motownplayer2000 · Answer

Same as anyone else. Blonde doesn't mean you have less of an IQ. I know dark haired people that can he dumber, or smarter.

kittengrrl · Answer

Lol I am blonde and honestly some jokes are funny lol

Stoner710 · Answer

I’ve met some really smart blondes I’ve met some really dumb blonds off the ends on the person not the group blonde chick aren’t communist

Anonymous · Answer

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MadBoy · Answer

... This would probably have been better as a mytake. Still funny though. Not true, but funny lol.

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