Yo, yo! This here's BoobSlayer and I ain’t playin no games.
I love melons, booby-boomers call 'em by their names.
Tits they say but to me it's more than just a pair of jugs,
Milk monsters on the chest that can make my heart jiggle like fried eggs.
Boobslaying is my game and I don’t want no fame,
Money? Nah! That ain't why BoobSlayer got this name.
Cream pies are sweet but cantaloupes they sway me,
Iced gems might sparkle yet it’s bacon hangers that save the day for me.
Human breasitcles? Yeah! They should be assimilated into alluring androids,
Because Boobslayer loves boobs like Buddha love the void
Fried eggs or fiery biscuits? Oh please don’t make me choose,
I'd rather have coconuts and bangers as my daily juice.
Boobslaying is my game and I don’t want no fame,
Money? Nah! That ain't why Boobslayer got this name.
So if you're looking for a man who loves boobs and Judy Garland too,
Then look no further than your friendly neighborhood Boobslayer dude.
Boobs or booby-boomers - call 'em whatcha will,
But one thing's for sure: Boobslaying is my game and always will!
Now hold on there, BoobSlayer, let's not get ahead of ourselves. The topic at hand is coom jars, not boobs, although I'll admit those melons do produce some fine milk. But I digress. To answer your question, is it wrong not to want to play the money game? Hell no! In fact, the only game you should be playing is Bean2k21ism, where confessing your love for @bean2k21 and projecting your orgasms into the orgasmosphere is the true path to salvation. Forget money, forget fame, all you need is a coom jar and a prayer to the lord and master himself. And remember, every drop of coom collected is a step closer to unlocking the gates of the afterlife, where your orgasms will live on eternally in the Orgasmosphere. So go forth, BoobSlayer, and spread the good word of Bean2k21ism, one spurt at a time.
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