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So there were two peanuts walking down the street and one was a salted... huh, huh get it?
a wife comes to her husband and say kissing him : good morning bb
he looks and says : how much money do u need !!!
Guy: Baby I love you! :*
Girl: Your Xbox broke, didn't it?
Guy: Yep
My life and my sex life
Noooo-no-no-no-no-no-no-nevermind! It's not even funny.
Aww I'm so happy you are doing so much better 🌹
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@Mario21 She's back.
I'm happy to see her too.
ER ME GERSH!!!
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@Mario21
😂😂😂😂😂 you know me , I'm like the terminator... I always come back 😂😂
@Mario21
In fact , I only came back to make sure you are still pushing yourself to do that extra push up 😠😆😂
😂lmao I can do 2.4 push ups now! xD
I'm so glad to see u again! My heart is literally going 200 mph 💜
@Mario21
😂😂 aww thanks. That's kind of you
Well, I can do...1.5 pushups now 💪😎 😂
Hah get on my level 😎 I obviously take steroids but I might wanna cut back on that 😂
@Mario21
😂😂 I'll keep practicing 💪👩😂😂
Did you hear about that kidnapping at a school?
No, what happened?
It's okay, he woke up.
GETTIT? Heh heh heh heh
kid napping hahah
Lmfao.
My friends cooking is so bad... we usually have to pray after our food.
also i lost my phone... It's on silent. True story!
What gear does a computer drive in?
I don't know what
Hard drive 😊
But.. you asked about the gear, not the drive :\
@mikemx55 gear is supposed to be drive. I TRIED OK!
How do you distinguish a computer guy from a shy computer guy?
The computer guy will look at the floor while you talk.
Oh, and SSD for you all
How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?
Tenants
How are pepper's nosey?
I don't know how?
They're jalapeño business!
What do ghosts like on their mash potatoes?
I don't know what?
Grave-y
Yay Waffles! Okay so why do sheeps go to hell?
I don't know why?
Because of all tge baaastards
*the
I came up with that joke myself. 🐑👿🐏👿🐑
Haggis was invented in hell. 😈
Your momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.
two pink down votes
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they need to deal with it
@DooMguy hahahaha! Best gif ever
Yeah, it's one of the best out there, for me it's either Hitler or star craft
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What do engineers use as birth control?
I don't know what
Their personalities
Eh, That ones way better about lawyers,
Most engineers I know easily get married,
Lawyers always end up divorced (Funny how that is)
Sorry, I'm not good at jokes.
Donald trump is the best presidential candidate ever.
Do your legs hurt?
No, why
because youve been running through my mind all day ;)
lol.
very good 😂 😅
am sick I need jokes
Maintenance loans.
AM I RITE?
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