My girlfriend calls me Uncle Ben?

[Anonymous]

My girlfriend calls me "Uncle Ben" whenever she's irritated with me or something. Has any of you guys out there ever been called that?
And if so , what does that even mean. Who is he? If he even exists.

[Anonymous]

Take your pick, all of them are equally flattering. Here is a sample...

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php

''Uncle Ben
a guy who only last 1 to 2 minutes in bed, like the amount of time it takes to make Uncle Ben's Rice.''

[englisc]

She's basically saying that you're this guy:

3.bp.blogspot.com/.../Uncle+Ben%27s+logo.jpg

[Asker]

Why would she call me him?

[englisc]

Maybe you're good at cooking rice.

[LisaLisa89]

I don't know where you're from but in the UK it's a brand of rice. And the guy whose picture is on the packet is a elderly balding black guy with grey hair. Looking at your age I guess she probably is thinking of a different Uncle Ben.

[Asker]

Oh ok. I guess me being black makes sense

[yousir]

Uncle Ben's Ready Rice!

[ENTP_EMO]

I heard caramel is the in thing now

[Asker]

@ENTP_EMO never even heard of this

[jspedz02]

I know it from the name of a chip shop, is that of any use?

[Asker]

I guess lol

[fauchelevent]

Like the guy off the rice? :P

[Asker]

WDYM?

[fauchelevent]

Pretty much everyone else is saying. Uncle Ben is the dude on a brand of rice.

[theGuyWithTheThing]

What's your real name?

[Asker]

Gabriel

[IsoUser]

It's hilarious beyond that, maybe she had strict uncle

[RedHanzo]

Uncle Ben was spiderman's uncle

[Anonymous]

uncle ben? tf is that