What are some of the most hilarious and worst ever "cheating cover ups" you told or heard from someone? (Page 2)

[Anonymous]

something like "I don't know why tinder sent this same copy and pasted message to these girls intagrams, the app is glitching" I haven't used it since before I met you. " - Such a bad lie I didn't believe him.

[serious]

Never heard such cover ups from anyone in real life.

[Anonymous]

some dummy told me he's on a vacation with his parents when he was with his girlfriend and then tried to cover it up saying SHE'S A FRIEND🤣🤣🤣
That's not eventhe dumbest lie he's ever told me😂😂😂

Le ridicule ne tue pas 😂

[Massageman]

I lead a dull life, I guess. I was never privy to either.

[jimmy2]

My wife told me it was over and left. A big breasted girl cane over. We made love and she left. I was asleep and my wife came to bed and i said oh Shirley you came back. Hummm

[hhhffg7889]

It was a business meeting... in his car... with his pants unzipped for comfort.

[noohair]

It was an accident, like this guy just fell in between my legs.

[Relux47]

“It’s not what it looks like” or “its not what you think”

[Anonymous]

When I cheated on my ex. I said “don’t worry about him” and “we’re just friends” yeah... no way

[litty]

Why didn't you just tell him?

[Iron_Man]

Nothing really I don’t live in that kind of world

[Anonymous]

She slipped, tripped and fell on his Di*#.

[ChiPaPa]

I haven't.

[EaterPeter]

Wasn't me

[EaterPeter]

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