What are some of the most hilarious and worst ever "cheating cover ups" you told or heard from someone?

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It could be your own experience, or something you have come across in your social circle or online.

Browneye57 · Accepted Answer

My very favorite is 'I didn't mean to.'
Or, I was drunk.
Or, I never intended to.
Even, "It meant nothing, it was just sex."

And then you hear the famous, "I love him but I'm not IN love with him anymore". That's what she tells the primary relationship guy.

The girls are the ones with all the stupid excuses. The guys will say straight up he just wanted to fuck her.

The best solution I've ever heard for the cheating cunt is to simply GIVE her to HIM. That's right, the guy she's doing. Cuz he doesn't really want her, he's not gonna take care of her like her man did, and then she realizes she's been used, and is now on the outs with BOTH guys. I just love it. Yep, pack suitcase for her and march her over with her shit and plop her on his doorstep. It's hilarious.

Riddler1412 · Accepted Answer

The guy that was dating my cousin. One night, I saw him at a club tongue wrestling some girl. I took a picture of them, and said to him " Listen, either you come clean to my cousin, or I show her the pic. You got two weeks."
In those two weeks he tried to convince her I found a guy that looks exactly like him, made the guy kiss the girl while I took pictures, all in an attempt to blackmail him, and ruin their relationship.
Obviously, he didn't convince her. I didn't even have to show her the pics, because the idiot started convincing her the day after it happened.

TsundereMatrix · Accepted Answer

This was many years ago. I was little but my mom told me this because she thinks it’s hilarious. My uncle had an affair so what he did to make it up to his now ex wife was to buy her a popcorn maker and it didn’t work. She’s still somewhat in the picture because of my cousins but I barely know her. To this day my moms side of the family (my uncle’s family) likes to buy her popcorn makers for gifts because she gets so salty 😂

DizzyDesii · Accepted Answer

I can't tell you how many times my first ex would say “shes my cousin” but then they were on MySpace or something all coupled up. Then again we do live in the countryside… it ain't alabama but its close enough 😷

OlderAndWiser · Answer

My ex: "I had to go back and have sex with my ex to prove that I could be devoted to him and that the reason we failed was him, not me." And in her mind, she thought that made sense.

Ninaface · Answer

"Its because you didn't give me enough attention"
Its funny because he was the one leaving me on read, ignoring me, declining my calls, and not wanting to hang out. Just being neglectful overall and not even giving me a chance to give him attention.

BCRanger10 · Answer

I don't think I've heard a cover-up story. I did hear a classic one in the exact opposite direction though. My high school girlfriend had a friend whose boyfriend was cheating on her. This dude bragged about it openly on his blog and then was somewhat shocked when she asked him about it.

Shamiah02 · Answer

My bff's boyfriend told her she tried to suck my dick while i was asleep. And she tried to film it and stopped her when he woke up.

But that don't explain how the sex tape was him holding the phone.
Why they both naked and you can here him telling her put it all in her mouth.

sophiejo · Answer

One of my friends ex girlfriend was saying she was visiting her dad who had cancer when she was actually sleeping with another guy. Worst part is her dad didn't even have cancer we bumped in to him a year later and he said he was absolutely fine

TrueConfection · Answer

I know a woman who said, "I know now it was a big mistake," after her husband found out about her YEAR LONG affair with his best friend. Not really a cover-up, but that was the best she could think of AFTER getting caught.

KellyTarrel · Answer

A guy told my friend he had to stay at his mom's house (who conveniently didn't like her) his mom was sick. Problem was he forgot his phone and the other girl sent pictures of what she was wearing while she waited on him. He came back to get it my friend had already talked to the other girl who also didn't know about my friend. Poor dumb guy lost two girls in one night.

Anon621 · Answer

The one and only time I almost cheated I bailed out at the last minute because of the amount of guilt that I felt and basically I pretended to be a psychopath and to have this secret craziness about me which was not true at all

loveslongnails · Answer

The day the World Trade Centers went down, a man who had an office there received a frantic cell phone call from his wife. "Oh my God honey, are you ok? He says, " why wouldn't I be, I'm at the office. Everything's fine." Oops.

SpaceGalaxy · Answer

Found a used condom in our bed. I didn't have any condoms. Asked her whose it was, and she replied: "it must have gotten here from the laundry place i sued to wash the sheets" Funny thing was there was a washer and a dryer inside the house and a public one was never used!

humanearth · Answer

I heard of this one. If was from my father when my mom caught him cheating Honest, I was changing and she walked in and me trying to hide my nakedness. I tripped and my dick just fell in

Anonymous · Answer

2 years ago my friend sent a picture of a girl he slept with. I thought to myself maybe I should tell him to delete that, but I just wanted to see where it goes. Well, his then-GF checked his phone the following week and saw the picture. He even proposed to her a month before. It was so dumb lol

Flower7 · Answer

There's nothing funny about cheating.

ColoradoKid · Answer

He or she the cheater would say. "If you would spice things up then I would not have to cheat" I have heard this one. Not a good excuse in any situation.

lovedejj_xo · Answer

My ex best friend hooked up with my other friends boyfriend and then said he wasn’t even that good to end a friendship over😭 it was the most wildest thing I’ve heard lol like what…. You hooked up with your friends boyfriend 😕

Mehzmeh · Answer

My ex told me it was my fault every time she cheated. And at the time I believed it. She always cheated whenever I traveled for work. And she always got pregnant from it. I will never let that happen again. Lol

Wester1967 · Answer

“It’s just sex. It doesn’t mean anything “  —- woman who said this 30 years later is a single mom now on her third husband.

Anonymous · Answer

Countless movie scenes. Cheating with her husband's brother. Cheating with her wife's sister. Cheating with the wedding aide. God the list goes on.

All fictional but oh so believable hahahaha from those movie scenes 🙃🙃🙃

OnTheLevel · Answer

My wife's college roommate caught her husband in bed with another woman. She literally walked in on him having sex with another woman. He told her he was drunk and thought it was her. She believed him.

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

“I slipped and fell and my penis accidentally got stuck inside her.”

Anonymous · Answer

something like "I don't know why tinder sent this same copy and pasted message to these girls intagrams, the app is glitching" I haven't used it since before I met you. " - Such a bad lie I didn't believe him.

serious · Answer

Never heard such cover ups from anyone in real life.

Anonymous · Answer

some dummy told me he's on a vacation with his parents when he was with his girlfriend and then tried to cover it up saying SHE'S A FRIEND🤣🤣🤣
That's not eventhe dumbest lie he's ever told me😂😂😂

Le ridicule ne tue pas 😂

Massageman · Answer

I lead a dull life, I guess. I was never privy to either.

jimmy2 · Answer

My wife told me it was over and left. A big breasted girl cane over. We made love and she left. I was asleep and my wife came to bed and i said oh Shirley you came back. Hummm

hhhffg7889 · Answer

It was a business meeting... in his car... with his pants unzipped for comfort.

noohair · Answer

It was an accident, like this guy just fell in between my legs.

Relux47 · Answer

“It’s not what it looks like” or “its not what you think”

Anonymous · Answer

When I cheated on my ex. I said “don’t worry about him” and “we’re just friends” yeah... no way

Iron_Man · Answer

Nothing really I don’t live in that kind of world

Anonymous · Answer

She slipped, tripped and fell on his Di*#.

ChiPaPa · Answer

I haven't.

EaterPeter · Answer

Wasn't me

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