Inspired by the question Do men actually believe only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally?
That means like they could become severely disabled or disfigured,
Adopt every single habit you don't like to an extreme degree,
Become an activist for the direct opposite political values from you,
Cheat on and dump you, repeatedly,
Become a terrorist,
Summon a demon to eat puppies—specifically the ones that small children love and are paying attention to,
And you would still love them exactly AS MUCH and exactly AS THEY ARE while they do those things?