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My wife does this thing sometimes when I tease or insult her where her lower lip starts quivering and she turns red like she can't decide whether to get angry or laugh. It always ends up with a laugh but it's like she's deciding. Example:
Me: [Running late for an appointment]. Where are my glasses? I don't have time to put in contacts. I'm running late! Did you see them? I had them like 5 minutes ago and they just disappeared.
Wife: There's on you're head, dumb-dumb!
Me: Oh, whoops.
Wife: I'm married to a complete idiot!
Me: You are mistaken! You are married to such a genius so preoccupied with complex and abstract thoughts of a degree of magnitude and complexity that a plebian like you could never understand. That's why I married you and have you around to remind me of these trivial things that simple-minded people like you notice which are far too mundane for the level of thought I'm engaging in. [Bicep flex]
Wife: Oh my god! [lip starts quivering, face turning red.]
Me: [Give her a kiss on the cheek]. Love you.
Wife: [Start laughing so hard.]
You know, like that. I think it's funny. I keep trying to offend her and she ends up doing that.
We actually tease each other all the time in ways that might shock some people. But she's a very humorous and thick-skinned woman that likes to banter. I think it's because she grew up the youngest daughter in a house full of older brothers.
As another example, we sometimes both drink too much and end up groaning in bed together with a hangover. So we do Janken (rock-paper-scissors) to determine who should go out and get something to eat.
Then when I win, sometimes she complains like, "But I don't want to go to the store. I'm lonely. I want you to come with me." Then I tell her, "You never have to feel alone because I'll always be with you in my heart. Could you get me a black coffee as well?" Her: [lip quivering].
* in your heart
Are you kidding me? Everything she does is just cute to me. I love how girly she is. Most of the time we're together we're kissing, dancing, holding hands, cuddling, or... Y'know. Nothing corny about her.
She always has trouble saying the word spaghetti.. She calls it spategghi first time round.
The gal before my wife would do this little tease-denial thing, up to three times- it was cute.
Thereβs a lot of things I canβt decide if itβs cute or not, or whether I like it. I just try to enjoy everything about them. The good and the bad.
I had a girlfriend who used to do those things to me and I really enjoyed them. I wish we havenβt broke up
i dont have a girlfriend/wife
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