1. Message her persistently
Why only send her 1 message when you can send her 10?
2. Follow her
And if you go through her account and like *every* single one of her questions/takes, she’ll be flattered, guaranteed.
3. Comment on all of her opinions
Every time she posts an opinion, why not follow it up with one of your own? Be sure to throw in some flirty comments and winky faces too ;)
4. Send her a naughty pic ;) ;) ;)
Who doesn’t love to login and check their messages to find one of these unsolicited beauties in their inbox?
5. If she gets mad, she likes you
The angrier she gets, and the more she tells you to stop, the more she likes you!
6. If she threatens to block you, she wants in
Legit, if she threatens to block you, or actually does block you, she definitely wants in ;P
7. If all else fails, try, try again
Because who doesn’t like a guy with stalkerish tendencies? THE most attractive trait in a guy for sure.
This was satire for those that missed that, please don't do any of these things, and remember, G@G is not a dating site!