Guys: what are some of the most annoying things girls do?

[Smilewide]

I'd just like to know in order to avoid guys getting hurt or mad

[PhoenixItalian]

Play games, not communicate with words and expect a man to react to sarcastic body language and emoticons or things like "meh". Expecting things they haven't worked for, gender based privileges especially when they include double standards like we should have the same income but you're the guy so you pay. Making accusations because you jump to illogical conclusions like you looked at that girl, I must be fat, I'm going to be a bitch until you admit I'm right even though I make no sense.
You know, just the little things lol

[Calex]

Expect men to be perfect, I guess. We're far from perfect.

[Smilewide]

yeah, that's so true

[Calex]

Thanks for MHO :P

[GAGSucks]

It's funny, because men expect women to be perfect, we know they're not butttt it's just how each gender is. We don't want to be hurt, so we expect them to be "perfect"

[Shifted]

Dude that is so ironic with your avatars atm!!! Lmfao xD

[kairon156]

@GAGSucks I don't expect a woman to be "perfect"
also +1 for the commenter

[dthdhdghadh]

Inconsistent, self contradicting, erratic behavior.

[Lily-Rose]

i can't stand other girls who over analyse things and are compleat control freaks and get really upset over a guy messing with them. If the guy blows hot and cold they obviously dont care enough to be straight with you, move on.

[Marrryyyyy]

my ex hated my insecurity... though he didn't realize that he caused it

[godfatherfan]

1) THE WORST... expecting us to be able to read your mind. If you ever think "he should know what I want..." WE DONT. you need to spell it out in very small words so we understand. This drives me crazy and every woman I have ever been with has done it.
2) say what you want. Don't beat around the bush and try to get us to figure things out. if there is a problem, tell us what the problem is. If you want something, tell us what you want. This is very close to number 1
3) Believe what we say. Guys are not like women. We (usually) do not say "nothing is wrong" when there is a lot that is wrong. So if we tell you what the issue is, don't think there is some other hidden issue. Women do that, guys don't. (there are always exceptions to every rule)

[TexasHammer]

That's a loaded question!!! Look... guys are very simple minded people... feed us, cloth us and have sex with us... that's all we look for. Don't drag us to the mall if we don't want to go. Don't ask us our opinion if you don't want the truth. My ex girlfriend asked me if her jeans made her a$$ look big... I told her it wasn't the jeans. Don't try to change us or complicate our lives with hypothetical questions or scenarios that most likely won't happen... you know, questions like, would you re-marry if I died... or... would you have sex with my sister if I said it was OK. These are things that drive us crazy... along with many, many other things.

[Anonymous]

If one more fucking girl gets mad at me for not texting her I'm going to just smash my phone with a sledge hammer, like FOR FUCKS SAKE IF YOU WANT TO TALK THEN TEXT ME I DON'T SEE WHY I HAVE TO TEXT YOU FIRST!!! In all seriousness though this is the biggest thing because it legitimately makes girls upset and it's like I'm busy I can't text you all the time you need to text me sometimes but like fuuuuccck... Just text first if you want to talk if that's all you take away from every comment please take that away from this question please... Because honestly I probably will smash my phone if another girl says that to me lol.

[BigRed64]

going behind out backs to talk to other guys, talking bad about us to your friends, canceling plans you've already made with them to be with other people, ignoring us instead of telling us whats wrong, and not voicing your opinion when we ask you for it

[Theguyoverthere]

Expecting guys to read their minds.

Not being upfront with what they want.

Basically things that harm the communication. If a guy does something that annoys you, and you tell them it's ok. Don't expect them to stop doing whatever it is that is bothering you then.

[WesTheGuru]

Excessive profanity.
Not understanding there are times when silence is a good thing.
Constantly talking about sex when no one mentioned it.
Getting upset the second you say no to anything.
Holding out on sex for long periods of time.
NOT CHOOSING WHERE TO EAT THEN SAYING NO TO EVERY SUGGESTION.
Not explaining why you are upset when you are upset.
Lack of communication then complaining "we just don't get it".

Those are all the major things

[Nickynick]

One, in regards to men's "equipment" if it isn't big, dont comment on it. Odds are they're already aware of their measure and a girl saying, "you aren't small, its just average" could make some cry. Its just not a good idea to comment at all. Thats the biggest one

[Viking31]

Expecting men to pay for everything. (Anniversary dinne- guy pays, Two pops when going on a trip- girl pays) expecting that they can change men (we can only change if WE WANT to change) expecting men to always do everything in a relationship. (Women can do cute things too!) and just be direct but nice about it. And most of all... Communicate with us. If you have a problem SAY IT. Men CANNOT read subtle hints, some can but most can't read hints very well.

[Kzinnn]

When we ask if you want something to eat and you say no, but later when we are eating our thing, you always asks for a piece!!
haha that's pisses me off soo much.

[Iron_Man]

Every time they get mad they think they can hold something over you to get there own way, and some throw a fit and roll on the floor acting like they are having a panic attack. I have seen this up close and in person by Latin women. My former girl did this because my friend wanted to go to a night club and we were talking about it on the phone and she hated the idea of it and did not want to go so she put up a fake panic attack and got her own way

[BiffWebster]

being hypersensitive.
Just because you run into a guy more than once, doesn't mean he's following you, even if he is a little weird.
And if a guy is being nice, maybe he's just a nice guy with no other sick motive in mind

[Prof_Don]

I agree the constant paranoia of girls thinking every guy is a serial killer... *rolls eyes*

[Prof_Don]

Not directly rejecting guys, when she isn't interested.

She would rather pretend or feign interest, out of some irrational fear going on in her head that we might kill her or something. Stupid.

[ladymcbeth]

Not all of us...

[Red7336]

and when a girl is direct you call her cruel and cold and get depressed and hate women for a long time... yeaaaa

[Mki2k]

Nope, stringing a guy along for a year, even saying that you love him and then just stop talking and avoid all contact after a year. That is what gets a guy to hate women

[AllThatSweetJazz]

@Red7336 Not being direct only stretches it out and makes it worse, which fuels real resentment. We're all better off if you're honest.

[GuitarLordKarl]

Expect us to take the next step every time. Try to hint things without communicating and then break up if we didn't got the message. Oh and saying she is fat when she is either skinny or a little overweight.

[Anonymous]

Expect us to do everything in the relationship with regards to making moves and planning things, and if we trip up on ANY of those items, we never hear the end of it. Even after the relationship is over or about to be over.

[tyber1]

So true

[falafelology]

talking about themselves all of the time. Also, most men I know like to talk about things that have emotional depth with girls because they dont normally get that kind of conversation from their guy friends. So dont always small-talk about relatively meaningless things. Be bold and ask them how they feel about a topic they bring up.

[ArchDruidMordred]

When I ask a girl to dance at a party she says she'll think about it then waits till either the party's almost over or until she has to leave to say "Sorry but I don't dance". Ok seriously just say no. At least then I could move to another girl.

[Alecu]

Playing games, not knowing what she wants, getting upset over nothing, feeling entitled, demanding too much, trying to change him, being to dependent on him putting all the blame on him.

[Anonymous]

When you're flirting with a girl and even dating her too many girls feel like their just so special and god's gift to you that it's like they can put little effort into showing you affection and doing little things for the relationship (even being difficult just to test "how much you care for them") but you have to jump through every hoop, go to the moon and back, and spend all day entertaining them and showering them with attention. In short too many girls see it as a one way street.

[oldanddecrepid]

Some women like to bury things deep inside and then explode one day and some like to no holds barred tell you how it is all the time and slam you with attitude.

There has to be a happy medium!

[Coolguy1928]

"Hey what do you think I should wear?"
"Do I look fat in this?"
"Which dress should I buy?"

And many more about clothes. l:(

[Smilewide]

That is understandable, it even annoys me a lot as a girl. Can't imagine how much it must annoy for a guy