Excuse me miss you forgot something, what is it she ask, oh just my name and phone number, miss? Don't know if it worked that's all of the conversation I heard, cheesy but desperation brings out the cheese in most anyone, I guess
I used to tell girls on dating apps they better watch out their profile is in danger of being taken down for putting all the other women on there out of business
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Me: Hey baby are you tired?
Girl: Why?
Me: You’ve been running through my mind all day!
Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you I smile.
Can we say cheesy? Lol
Yes it is
Is your daddy in prison cuz if I was your daddy I'd be in prison
If covid 19 doesn't take you out, can I?
Are you the sun because your melting my popsicle.
Are you a truck because you're picking me up lol
Excuse me miss you forgot something, what is it she ask, oh just my name and phone number, miss? Don't know if it worked that's all of the conversation I heard, cheesy but desperation brings out the cheese in most anyone, I guess
Can I follow you
She- Why?
cause my mom said " follow your dreams"
aww that one's so sweet :)
I used to tell girls on dating apps they better watch out their profile is in danger of being taken down for putting all the other women on there out of business
Does it have to be original? I really wanna be original here lol.
You must be a magnet. Im attracted to you..
Hey can I borrow your smile. I need something to smile at more :)
The nerd in me would say "Integers are countable", which is some nonsense I once said to a girl as a student when drunk.
Hey” hey” good lookin” what you got cookin” How about cookin somethin up with me””””
Are you into recycling?
Yes
Great cause i am gonna smash your box and leave you at the curb...
Got any Irish🍀☘️🇮🇪💚🥃in ya?
YOU WANT SOME?
You smell like trash, can I take you out?
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No enough to break the ice hi my name is mas
If Corona Didn't take you out... Can I?
Thats dark butttttt meh.
“Are you a pocket monster? Cuz I feel something moving in my pants”. Och, fan dabby dozie
“Heaven must be missing an angel”
Did it hurt? Falling from heaven?
Did it hurt if calling you Dumbo? Butt hurt?
@Shah11 because I have such huge ears?
And I have big dick 😘