Have you ever wanted to keep your job, but your bosses at your job wanted the exact opposite?

[Still-alive]

I hate it when that happens smh

Taken from Norma Macdonalds opening monologue on snl here. lol

Yes i hate when my bosses lay me off/fire me

No luckily me and my bosses both have agreed to let me keep my job so far

I am the boss so i agree to keep my job

[Guardian45]

Yes, my CEO had to fire my ass so he could keep his baby, Manchester United FC.

But HIS ASS got fired and ge LOST Manchester United FC!

AIN'T Karma a bitch! 😆😂🤣🤪👎

[Guardian45]

Thank you for MHG!

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

No luckily me and my bosses both have agreed to let me keep my job so far

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thank you for MHO :)

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I have a big heart and I hate terminating personnel.

However, what must be done must be done.

I also have a few Ryan Binghams of my own to do the nasty task for me.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Fyi: In case you didn't get the reference, Ryan Bingham is a character played by actor George Clooney in the movie 'Up In The Air' in which Ryan is a corporate "employee terminator" who travels to different cities to ax jobs.

[lottiebannotie]

No it's usually the other way around not blowing my own trumpet or anything lol

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I would be sort of sad if whoever wanted to stop publishing my books. They will be beautiful

[Zolly99999]

Luckily I'm self employed